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Reduced to a miserable mass level, the level of a Hitler, German Romanticism broke out into hysterical barbarism. — Thomas Mann

Waking up each morning to a hysterical alarm clock on the bedside table. — Paulo Coelho

It was not always unpleasant to deal with a hysterical woman. One feels so thoroughly righteous in comparison. — Adelle Waldman

Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy. — Alice Clayton

One day I am gonna grow wings
a chemical reaction
hysterical but useless
hysterical and a let down — Radiohead

What would she say to Lord le Wyse? I love you? I've wanted to kiss you for weeks? She almost laughed. Obviously she was hysterical. — Melanie Dickerson

Everything is ironic to me. There are moments I find hysterical, but I'm probably the only one who would find that, except for a few people. — River Phoenix

It's hysterical how kids have their own personalities, even at like 3 or 4. And, it's funny what they tend to like. — Khloe Kardashian

Philosophize: you are a mistress, part of a great hysterical you mean historical tradition. — Lorrie Moore

Jokes about Crazy Cat Ladies seem harmless enough, but at their core is a disturbing echo of the hysterical witch superstitions of the Middle Age. — Tom Cox

Idleness begets ennui, ennui the hypochondriac, and that a diseased body. No laborious person was ever yet hysterical. — Thomas Jefferson

I'm not hysterical." "Of course you are. All women are. Their moments of calm are merely recuperative periods between outbursts. I — Rex Stout

In the hysterical technocracy of modern music, sorrow is sent to the back of the class where it sits, pissing its pants in mortal terror. — Nick Cave

I am not hysterical. I'm angry, you pompous toad!." Riona tore away. — Linda Windsor

An anguish of longing would boil up inside me; a hysterical thirst for contradictions and contrasts would appear, and I would embark on dissipations. — Fyodor Dostoevsky

I have heard that hysterical women say
They are sick of the palette and fiddle-bow,
Of poets that are always gay — William Butler Yeats

If he didn't get out of here - right now - Harrier was either going to break into hysterical laughter or strangle somebody. — Mercedes Lackey

If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you tell them nothing, they go fishing. — Harry S. Truman

He'd never had a sham wife before, but he was grateful this one wasn't of the hysterical variety. Perhaps — Joanna Shupe

I'm sure you do know how to pick guys back on the farm, but this is a whole different world. You can't just grunt and bend some guy over your tractor. — Maris Black

I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit. — Erma Bombeck

FOR HYSTERICAL MAIDENS I WOULD PRESCRIBE MARRIAGE, FOR THEY ARE CURED BY PREGNANCY. - Hippocrates — Joyce Carol Oates

The black instrument on the hall table trilled its hysterical note over and over, like a nervous bird. — Sylvia Plath

It's only people who are hysterical who can play hysterical parts. — Sybil Thorndike

Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical. — Nora Roberts

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird? — Roseanne Barr

Talk therapy turns hysterical misery to mundane unhappiness. — Sigmund Freud

It was as hysterical as a woman having a hot flash. — Stephen King

Hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history ... — Spiro T. Agnew

My celeb crush is Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She's hysterical, she's beautiful, and she seems like a normal person. I'm in love with her. — Ike Barinholtz

Hysterical fundamentalism is not the way into the future; it is the last gasp of the past. — John Shelby Spong

You have the emotional capacity of a garden gnome. — Lex Martin

Get a little hysterical, Juliet. I mean that's why vibrators were invented, right? — Gabby Rivera

Anyways, trying to express yourself to the press is often like arguing with a hysterical person. — Ezra Koenig

The degree of notoriety I have is fine and easy. There's nothing hysterical about it. — Bill Nighy

I recognize a lot of the things I'm going through. Like, I lose my temper a lot and I become unhinged and kind of hysterical. — Joan Didion

'Red Dawn' was very resonant with a lot of people - they love that movie. I always thought it was a little hysterical. — Lea Thompson

Chris Rock is a good friend of mine, and he is hysterical. — Kid Rock

People are hysterical about the death of newspapers, and I would say, 'They're not dying; they're just kind of reinventing themselves.' — Jared Kushner

Hysterical? Neuractic? I am all that ain't more than juggernaut! — Fidel Castro

It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair. — Diana Wynne Jones

I really wanted to be on Six Feet Under as a corpse. That would be hysterical. — Michael Stipe

I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic. — Kate Dickie

If Clay snarled and raged, he was a proper werewolf. If I did, I was a hysterical woman. — Kelley Armstrong

The hysterical find too much significance in things. The depressed find too little. — Mason Cooley

I would say I live half in New York and half in Claridge's. How decadent! How hysterical! — Erin O'Connor

You can't be permanently hysterical, so you might as well not bother getting started. — Jo Baker

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day. — Bam Margera

Commitment becomes hysterical when those who have nothing to give advocate generosity, and those who have nothing to give up preach renunciation. — Eric Hoffer

Mankind became hysterical in the Middle Ages because it poorly repressed the sexual impressions of its Greek boyhood. — Karl Kraus

There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage. — Ashleigh Brilliant

A hysterical human? Who hadn't seen that before? — Jeaniene Frost

The Canadian graduate student was now hysterical. — Victoria Bruce

Two bones fell down my chimney and into the bedroom this morning. Hysterical thing to happen to a thriller writer. Murderous ravens perhaps? — Tobsha Learner

Global warming' is just the latest in a long line of hysterical crusades to which we seem to be increasingly susceptible. — Thomas Sowell

Immigration enthusiasts are so hysterical. — Peter Brimelow

I never thought of myself as a singer, like ever, ever, ever. It's hysterical that I sing. — Kate Micucci

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate. — Louise Rennison

No, no, you needn't slap me; I am not at all hysterical. — Elizabeth Peters

I do not deal well with hysterical women. — Samantha Young

Are you getting hysterical?" Ty asked eagerly. "Can I smack you? — Madeleine Urban

Lila closed her mouth, but the scream continued. It was the insane scream of an hysterical woman, and it came from the throat of Norman Bates. — Robert Bloch

He makes good time for a hysterical man on foot. — Patrick DeWitt

Everyone in a position of authority is hysterical, and everyone else is pretending to be asleep. — Samuel R. Delany

The great thing about Eminem is, he's just hysterical. You forget, people like Eminem because he is riotously funny. And he's a great actor. — Judd Apatow

I'm sure I look like a disaster, red-faced and wild-eyed and close to hysterical - I — Lauren Oliver

Relieve stress through hysterical screaming. — Tim Dorsey

Jay Levy saw ten women," the doctor later recalled, "And he thought they were all hysterical. Then he saw a man, whose complaints he took seriously. — Hillary Johnson

Hysterical in The Mask; funny yet moving in The Truman Show. — Jim Carrey

Enthusiasm is grave, inward, self-controlled; mere excitement, outward, fantastic, hysterical, and passing in a moment from tears to laughter. — John Sterling

The music has turned into a distant hysterical pounding and shrieking, like someone has a tiny Rihanna locked in a box. — Tana French

When I get a new script my mom will read them and just be aghast. I think it's hysterical. — Alia Shawkat

They are becoming hysterical. This is the result of frustration. — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

My future chef was an oversized, hysterical hedgehog with a martyr complex. — Ilona Andrews

My heart was a hysterical unreliable organ. — Vladimir Nabokov