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Reduced to a miserable mass level, the level of a Hitler, German Romanticism broke out into hysterical barbarism.
— Thomas Mann
It was not always unpleasant to deal with a hysterical woman. One feels so thoroughly righteous in comparison.
— Adelle Waldman
Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy.
— Alice Clayton
One day I am gonna grow wingsa chemical reaction
hysterical but useless
hysterical and a let down — Radiohead
What would she say to Lord le Wyse? I love you? I've wanted to kiss you for weeks? She almost laughed. Obviously she was hysterical.
— Melanie Dickerson
Everything is ironic to me. There are moments I find hysterical, but I'm probably the only one who would find that, except for a few people.
— River Phoenix
It's hysterical how kids have their own personalities, even at like 3 or 4. And, it's funny what they tend to like.
— Khloe Kardashian
Philosophize: you are a mistress, part of a great hysterical you mean historical tradition.
— Lorrie Moore
Idleness begets ennui, ennui the hypochondriac, and that a diseased body. No laborious person was ever yet hysterical.
— Thomas Jefferson
An anguish of longing would boil up inside me; a hysterical thirst for contradictions and contrasts would appear, and I would embark on dissipations.
— Fyodor Dostoevsky
I have heard that hysterical women sayThey are sick of the palette and fiddle-bow,
Of poets that are always gay — William Butler Yeats
If he didn't get out of here - right now - Harrier was either going to break into hysterical laughter or strangle somebody.
— Mercedes Lackey
If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you tell them nothing, they go fishing.
— Harry S. Truman
He'd never had a sham wife before, but he was grateful this one wasn't of the hysterical variety. Perhaps
— Joanna Shupe
I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.
— Erma Bombeck
FOR HYSTERICAL MAIDENS I WOULD PRESCRIBE MARRIAGE, FOR THEY ARE CURED BY PREGNANCY. - Hippocrates
— Joyce Carol Oates
The black instrument on the hall table trilled its hysterical note over and over, like a nervous bird.
— Sylvia Plath
It's only people who are hysterical who can play hysterical parts.
— Sybil Thorndike
Talk therapy turns hysterical misery to mundane unhappiness.
— Sigmund Freud
It was as hysterical as a woman having a hot flash.
— Stephen King
Hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history ...
— Spiro T. Agnew
My celeb crush is Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She's hysterical, she's beautiful, and she seems like a normal person. I'm in love with her.
— Ike Barinholtz
Hysterical fundamentalism is not the way into the future; it is the last gasp of the past.
— John Shelby Spong
You have the emotional capacity of a garden gnome.
— Lex Martin
Anyways, trying to express yourself to the press is often like arguing with a hysterical person.
— Ezra Koenig
I recognize a lot of the things I'm going through. Like, I lose my temper a lot and I become unhinged and kind of hysterical.
— Joan Didion
'Red Dawn' was very resonant with a lot of people - they love that movie. I always thought it was a little hysterical.
— Lea Thompson
People are hysterical about the death of newspapers, and I would say, 'They're not dying; they're just kind of reinventing themselves.'
— Jared Kushner
It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.
— Diana Wynne Jones
If Clay snarled and raged, he was a proper werewolf. If I did, I was a hysterical woman.
— Kelley Armstrong
I would say I live half in New York and half in Claridge's. How decadent! How hysterical!
— Erin O'Connor
Mankind became hysterical in the Middle Ages because it poorly repressed the sexual impressions of its Greek boyhood.
— Karl Kraus
There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
A hysterical human? Who hadn't seen that before?
— Jeaniene Frost
The Canadian graduate student was now hysterical.
— Victoria Bruce
Two bones fell down my chimney and into the bedroom this morning. Hysterical thing to happen to a thriller writer. Murderous ravens perhaps?
— Tobsha Learner
Global warming' is just the latest in a long line of hysterical crusades to which we seem to be increasingly susceptible.
— Thomas Sowell
Immigration enthusiasts are so hysterical.
— Peter Brimelow
I never thought of myself as a singer, like ever, ever, ever. It's hysterical that I sing.
— Kate Micucci
I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.
— Louise Rennison
No, no, you needn't slap me; I am not at all hysterical.
— Elizabeth Peters
I do not deal well with hysterical women.
— Samantha Young
Are you getting hysterical?" Ty asked eagerly. "Can I smack you?
— Madeleine Urban
He makes good time for a hysterical man on foot.
— Patrick DeWitt
Everyone in a position of authority is hysterical, and everyone else is pretending to be asleep.
— Samuel R. Delany
I'm sure I look like a disaster, red-faced and wild-eyed and close to hysterical - I
— Lauren Oliver
Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.
— Tim Dorsey
Jay Levy saw ten women," the doctor later recalled, "And he thought they were all hysterical. Then he saw a man, whose complaints he took seriously.
— Hillary Johnson
Enthusiasm is grave, inward, self-controlled; mere excitement, outward, fantastic, hysterical, and passing in a moment from tears to laughter.
— John Sterling
The music has turned into a distant hysterical pounding and shrieking, like someone has a tiny Rihanna locked in a box.
— Tana French
When I get a new script my mom will read them and just be aghast. I think it's hysterical.
— Alia Shawkat
They are becoming hysterical. This is the result of frustration.
— Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
My heart was a hysterical unreliable organ.
— Vladimir Nabokov