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The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work. — Benny Bellamacina

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

Don't even try to argue with your doctor because he knows you more than you think you know yourself. — Euginia Herlihy

Tell him that I am quite specifically in desperate need of a redheaded bastard."
Julius blinked. "And that will help, will it? — K.J. Charles

Fiction is what happens inside a writer's head. Reality takes place outside it — Barry A. Whittingham

Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees — Benny Bellamacina

When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine — Benny Bellamacina

Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards — Benny Bellamacina

So this was all you got:the zooty sideburns and masturbator's pallor of an old Ted in a black suit and the secular obsequies. — Martin Amis

You can label jam, you can't label man — Benny Bellamacina

He did not like me and I did not like him, though I tried harder than he to conceal my dislike. — Richard Wright

As Samson demonstrated, going bald ruins lives. — Brendan Jack

Soon he had a glowing, stinking lasso of poisonous weeds. Hooray. — Rick Riordan

Thomas groaned at how invisible he'd become. "I love how you guys are just talking about me like i'm not here. — James Dashner

I seems I write as a hobby, payment appears to be out of the question.
ROY A HIGGINS — Roy A. Higgins

It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going — Benny Bellamacina

Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport

If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain

Who's possessing who now, Casper? — Rick Riordan

When it comes to wine and buttocks, the redder, the better. — Danny Tyran

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Who do you know who's lost a buttock? — J.K. Rowling

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Everyone's face is odd, because we only get one. — Benny Bellamacina

The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end. — Heather Hill

Writing is not glamorous - it's hard work. If you want to be a glamorous writer, wear purple nail varnish when you type.
Sue Cross — Sue Cross

It comes in pints? — Peter Jackson

... the director explained to him, in that slow, simplified, style of language that one uses for the intellectually underprivileged, — Gary Edward Gedall

Sister, spot me. — Joe Hill

You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? — Renita D'Silva

Did you just seriously quote Grease? I think I'm gonna have to revoke your man card. — Elizabeth Sharp

An intelligent man will use a book to settle an argument. Preferably a hardback with a thick spine, flat across the bridge of the nose. — Shatrujeet Nath

I've found I can always manage to run for my life. I just need to know which direction to run in. — Jodi Baker

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying. — Thabang Gideon Magaola

The decker these ***holes brought with them is top tier, but I'm going to stomp his jelly beans so hard his kids will be born crooked. — Amie Kaufman

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. — R.D. Ronald

All good writers are weird. Proudly weird. — Margo Rabb

I'm sleeping in his bed... Just sleeping". — Jamie McGuire

The English summer is never far away; it's just above the clouds. — Benny Bellamacina

Life is one big chore. — Jemina Akhtar

The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself. — Benny Bellamacina

If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead — Benny Bellamacina

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle. — Jeremy Clarkson

I think therefore I am not sure. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Apparently I write as a hobby, payment appears to be out of the question. — Roy A. Higgins

The Difference between Writers and Editors.
Writers are creative using one end of a pencil.
Editors are more adept using the opposite end. — Roy A. Higgins

Time and Tide wait for no Man; what about woman ? How Sexist ! — Gaurav Rao

If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you. — Benny Bellamacina

Touching humour is a wonderful piece of clothing. — Kristian Goldmund Aumann

Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

Follow YOUR dreams because no one else can. — Kensington Gore