Humour Quote Quotes
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The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work.
— Benny Bellamacina
Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
— Keisha Keenleyside
Don't even try to argue with your doctor because he knows you more than you think you know yourself.
— Euginia Herlihy
Tell him that I am quite specifically in desperate need of a redheaded bastard."Julius blinked. "And that will help, will it? — K.J. Charles
Fiction is what happens inside a writer's head. Reality takes place outside it
— Barry A. Whittingham
Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees
— Benny Bellamacina
When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine
— Benny Bellamacina
Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards
— Benny Bellamacina
So this was all you got:the zooty sideburns and masturbator's pallor of an old Ted in a black suit and the secular obsequies.
— Martin Amis
You can label jam, you can't label man
— Benny Bellamacina
He did not like me and I did not like him, though I tried harder than he to conceal my dislike.
— Richard Wright
As Samson demonstrated, going bald ruins lives.
— Brendan Jack
Thomas groaned at how invisible he'd become. "I love how you guys are just talking about me like i'm not here.
— James Dashner
I seems I write as a hobby, payment appears to be out of the question.ROY A HIGGINS — Roy A. Higgins
It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going
— Benny Bellamacina
Who's possessing who now, Casper?
— Rick Riordan
If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
Who do you know who's lost a buttock?
— J.K. Rowling
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Everyone's face is odd, because we only get one.
— Benny Bellamacina
The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.
— Heather Hill
It comes in pints?
— Peter Jackson
... the director explained to him, in that slow, simplified, style of language that one uses for the intellectually underprivileged,
— Gary Edward Gedall
Sister, spot me.
— Joe Hill
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
Did you just seriously quote Grease? I think I'm gonna have to revoke your man card.
— Elizabeth Sharp
An intelligent man will use a book to settle an argument. Preferably a hardback with a thick spine, flat across the bridge of the nose.
— Shatrujeet Nath
I've found I can always manage to run for my life. I just need to know which direction to run in.
— Jodi Baker
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
The decker these ***holes brought with them is top tier, but I'm going to stomp his jelly beans so hard his kids will be born crooked.
— Amie Kaufman
All good writers are weird. Proudly weird.
— Margo Rabb
I'm sleeping in his bed... Just sleeping".
— Jamie McGuire
The English summer is never far away; it's just above the clouds.
— Benny Bellamacina
Life is one big chore.
— Jemina Akhtar
The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself.
— Benny Bellamacina
If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead
— Benny Bellamacina
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle.
— Jeremy Clarkson
I think therefore I am not sure.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
The Difference between Writers and Editors.Writers are creative using one end of a pencil.
Editors are more adept using the opposite end. — Roy A. Higgins
If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you.
— Benny Bellamacina
Touching humour is a wonderful piece of clothing.
— Kristian Goldmund Aumann
Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman
Follow YOUR dreams because no one else can.
— Kensington Gore