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The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work. — Benny Bellamacina

If I could do it all again, I would start three hundred years ago, and write twice as fast. — Peter James West

Being under pressure is great, if it's all in the right place. — Benny Bellamacina

If you want to leave a big mark in life, make sure you've got a bigger rubber — Benny Bellamacina

I welcome reviews from all readers. I take criticism well; but please ... no comments on my author face! — C.C. Alma

I speak my own sins; I cannot judge another. I have no tongue for it. — Arthur Miller

The joy of the soul is in glorification of the beloved Lord of all creation. — Radhanath Swami

I think that if I am notorious, it is because other people have decided that this is how I should be. — Michel Houellebecq

I love my Nike Air Max trainers. They're big and bulky and spanking - I can't be doing with grubby trainers. — Michael Socha

It's good to write badly. Things can only get better. — Alan Dapre

You have to think it before you can do it. The mind is what makes it all possible — Kai Greene

My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley. — Rosen Trevithick

I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food". — Carla H. Krueger

If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you. — Benny Bellamacina

If I could split myself into five people, I would still be behind on my writing schedule. I see now why James Patterson cloned himself so many times. — Peter James West

While an author is yet living we estimate his powers by his worst performance, and when he is dead we rate them by his best. — Samuel Johnson

All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet
it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you. — Joss Whedon

The art of writing involves making as many cups of tea as you can in the time available for writing. Then adding extra time for writing ... — Alan Dapre

You think writing a book is hard? Wait until you give it to someone to read. — Ken Stark

I'm tired of the anonymity of being an unpublished author. I crave the anonymity of being self-published. — Tristan Durie

Any advice for how to be a successful author?"
"Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you can. — Michelle Franklin

If I had followed every urge I ever had, I would have had much more sex and killed a lot more people — Tommy Cotton

Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier. — Benny Bellamacina

You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? — Renita D'Silva

The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne

Oh, to be the author of prison letters. It's a young girl's dream come true. — Jenny B. Jones