Humorous Death Quotes
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Humorous Death Quotes & Sayings
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The real problem with stories - if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.
— Neil Gaiman
Well, it all started when I figured out that the janitor at my high school was the Angel of Death ...
— Matt Ruff
Awoke to find three vultures sitting on the fence. Realizing they were a portent of impending death I shot them.
— Bridget Allison
Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
— Victor J. Stenger
Has there ever been an Inquisitor who didn't die a horrible death?" Simon wondered out loud. " It's like being the drummer in Spinal Tap.
— Cassandra Clare
It creeps up on you and becomes an obsession. It comes out of watching a million movies.
— Mike Leigh
Everything is humorous," said Shorty, "except your own death. But other people will laugh.
— Joe R. Lansdale
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
— Chuck Palahniuk
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.
— Erin Mitchell
This was the kack's cradle, icky-poo's bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.
— Jack Bunbury
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
— Terry Pratchett
Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss.
— Brian Spellman
Sent from my CrackBerry Intergalactic Kommunikator that doubles as an Illuvian Disruptor Death Ray.
— Bob N. Boguslavski
I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Oh, death in space was most humorous.
— Ray Bradbury
What did I tell you?" Kalaj turned to me without even looking at the owner. "Everyone shuts their door in the end.
— Andre Aciman
Life is too transcendentally humorous for a man not to take it seriously. Compared with it, Death is but a shallow jest.
— William John Locke
Pretend I asked, now answer the question...
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I am a book I neither wrote nor read.
— Delmore Schwartz
What happens," called out Max, "if you win?""We die anyway, but I become legend" I explained — Philip Palmer
If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
The closest I ever came to a near death experience was living in LA.
— Deirdra Baldwin