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The real problem with stories - if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death. — Neil Gaiman

Well, it all started when I figured out that the janitor at my high school was the Angel of Death ... — Matt Ruff

The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights) — Warren Moore

Awoke to find three vultures sitting on the fence. Realizing they were a portent of impending death I shot them. — Bridget Allison

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered. — Victor J. Stenger

Has there ever been an Inquisitor who didn't die a horrible death?" Simon wondered out loud. " It's like being the drummer in Spinal Tap. — Cassandra Clare

There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog. — Mira Grant

It creeps up on you and becomes an obsession. It comes out of watching a million movies. — Mike Leigh

Everything is humorous," said Shorty, "except your own death. But other people will laugh. — Joe R. Lansdale

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead. — Chuck Palahniuk

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

The men of England,- the men, I mean, of light and leading in England. — Edmund Burke

I sensed more than recognized the sound of those skeletal knuckles on the door. I was too young for it to be Death, so it had to be his mother. — Dan Skinner

This was the kack's cradle, icky-poo's bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet. — Jack Bunbury

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett

Invoking the name of Al Gaddafi cured my blue screen of death — Matt Ruff

Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss. — Brian Spellman

Sent from my CrackBerry Intergalactic Kommunikator that doubles as an Illuvian Disruptor Death Ray. — Bob N. Boguslavski

I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Oh, death in space was most humorous. — Ray Bradbury

What did I tell you?" Kalaj turned to me without even looking at the owner. "Everyone shuts their door in the end. — Andre Aciman

Life is too transcendentally humorous for a man not to take it seriously. Compared with it, Death is but a shallow jest. — William John Locke

Pretend I asked, now answer the question... — Laurell K. Hamilton

I am a book I neither wrote nor read. — Delmore Schwartz

What happens," called out Max, "if you win?"
"We die anyway, but I become legend" I explained — Philip Palmer

If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath! — Stanley Victor Paskavich

The closest I ever came to a near death experience was living in LA. — Deirdra Baldwin