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Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By D'Artagnan Bloodhawke: Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live

Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Lisa Alpine: If you are not dancing, your dead.

If you are not dancing, your dead. — Lisa Alpine

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Moutasem Algharati: Time may be defined as " dimension governed

Time may be defined as " dimension governed by activity." Dimension diminishes with inactivity so does the value of time. — Moutasem Algharati

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Julian Barnes: Wear flannel next to your skin, and never

Wear flannel next to your skin, and never believe in eternal punishment. — Julian Barnes

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Baba: If life takes you long way, take a

If life takes you long way, take a shortcut! — Baba

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Nitin Yaduvanshi: Life is not for understanding or to known

Life is not for understanding or to known rather it is for living & only for living — Nitin Yaduvanshi

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By John Chaplin: Life is about more that quotes about life

Life is about more that quotes about life — John Chaplin

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Nitesh Nishad: Forget your past,Use your pain;Accept that pain,And Achieve

Forget your past,
Use your pain;
Accept that pain,
And Achieve the gain. — Nitesh Nishad

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Timothy Pina: Put down that bottle and pickup an Oreo

Put down that bottle and pickup an Oreo instead ... youll live longer! #JustSaying — Timothy Pina

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Najeev Raj Nadarajah: Why do I write? Because I like telling

Why do I write? Because I like telling stories and I don't like repeating myself (insert chuckle here). — Najeev Raj Nadarajah

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By G.D. Falksen: I like stories about supervillains. They teach children

I like stories about supervillains. They teach children that you can accomplish great things even when the whole world is against you. — G.D. Falksen

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Darkness is necessary for evolvement.

Darkness is necessary for evolvement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By A.J. DeJong: The pen can be just as dangerous as

The pen can be just as dangerous as a sword... At least while walking. — A.J. DeJong

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Ruth Lizana-Jackson: you don't know until you know!

you don't know until you know! — Ruth Lizana-Jackson

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Mark Winik: The person who thinks dogs can't talk doesn't

The person who thinks dogs can't talk doesn't want to learn a second language. — Mark Winik

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Mark W. Boyer: If you constantly make it clear that you

If you constantly make it clear that you are unwilling to budge, don't get upset when no one is around who's willing to give you a push. — Mark W. Boyer

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Jack Bunbury: Life is like a fondue: the best fruit

Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain't the best till it's been through some goo. — Jack Bunbury

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By David Ellis: All art requires is courage and the commitment

All art requires is courage and the commitment to eat lots of biscuits. D Ellis / 2016 — David Ellis

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Doctor You: East or West, Home is BestNorth or South,

East or West, Home is Best
North or South, Hand to Mouth — Doctor You

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Cyma Rizwaan Khan: Don't tell me you have OCD about this?""OCD,

Don't tell me you have OCD about this?"
"OCD, ADHD - pretty sure if they come up with some new acronym tomorrow I'd have it. — Cyma Rizwaan Khan

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Leisenring: There's only so far we can step backward

There's only so far we can step backward in one day — Leisenring

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Stephen King: People who leave their drugs in a bathroom

People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble. — Stephen King

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Sylvia Day: If you're on your back, you're not on

If you're on your back, you're not on your feet! — Sylvia Day

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Nefertiti Faraj: When life gives you lemons, find a friend

When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party. — Nefertiti Faraj

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Jennifer Hillman: What you knowand don't deny thatyou don't knowand

What you know
and don't deny that
you don't know
and knowing this
you know
what and why
you don't know.
Right? — Jennifer Hillman

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: You are only limited by your own imagination

You are only limited by your own imagination — Benny Bellamacina

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By G.P. Burdon: Seriously, what would you prefer? To stand out

Seriously, what would you prefer? To stand out from everyone else, or disappear in the crowd? Because I call the latter 'sheep. — G.P. Burdon

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By J.S. Davey: The greatest trick you can teach an old

The greatest trick you can teach an old dog is how to learn new tricks. — J.S. Davey

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Chandan Sharma: If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. — Chandan Sharma

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Alexander Pope: Those half-learn'd witlings, num'rous in our isle As

Those half-learn'd witlings, num'rous in our isle
As half-form'd insects on the banks of Nile — Alexander Pope

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Salman Aditya: Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high

Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you. — Salman Aditya

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Neil Leckman: A bird in the hand is worth two

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!! — Neil Leckman

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Amunhotep El Bey: Love is as we will it to be."

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By M.A. George: I've become remarkably good at blocking impossibly bizarre

I've become remarkably good at blocking impossibly bizarre happenings from my consciousness. Denial can be a beautiful thing. — M.A. George

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Andrew-Knox B Kaniki: Today is a season for tomorrow's harvest

Today is a season for tomorrow's harvest — Andrew-Knox B Kaniki

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It was the living who ignored the strange

It was the living who ignored the strange and wonderful, because life was too full of the boring and mundane. — Terry Pratchett

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Not everything that is seen is visible.

Not everything that is seen is visible. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By James John Tritten: Don't stop writing until someone pries the pen

Don't stop writing until someone pries the pen from your cold, dead hands. — James John Tritten

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By David Byrne: I don't care how impossible it seems.

I don't care how impossible it seems. — David Byrne

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By D'Artagnan Bloodhawke: Women; the supreme masters of the bait and

Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh: How beautiful would history have been if it

How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama! — Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Nick Jimbanis: Buy this book , buy this book ,

Buy this book , buy this book , you need this book, buy book now.'

Subliminal messaging works! — Nick Jimbanis

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: What we ought to know we never be

What we ought to know we never be taught in the classroom. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Christina Scalise: Life is way too short, so try to

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Paula Wall: The only way to cull the uncommon man

The only way to cull the uncommon man from the common is with his clothes off. — Paula Wall

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Jen Lynn Anderson: Write. Write write write write WRITE. Write. Now.(This

Write. Write write write write WRITE. Write. Now.

(This is an inspirational writing quote.) — Jen Lynn Anderson

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Tanya Masse: Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity ... I'm close enough to walk! — Tanya Masse

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Pittacus Lore: Wait. Are you about to do something really

Wait. Are you about to do something really stupid? -GUARD — Pittacus Lore

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Gaurav Agnihotri: A man is known by the company he

A man is known by the company he keeps not by the company he works. — Gaurav Agnihotri

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By C.C. Alma: There are times when looking on the bright

There are times when looking on the bright side takes a lot ot work. I'm taking a break from it tonight. I'll be back at it tomorrow. — C.C. Alma

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By A.E. Croft: Writing is my passion, not my job. I

Writing is my passion, not my job. I need to write as much as I need to breathe, if not more. — A.E. Croft

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Rasmussen: Vegans are always wrong, but damn pleased with

Vegans are always wrong, but damn pleased with themselves — Rasmussen

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Zoe Marriott: To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy

To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Karen E. Quinones Miller: I may not be perfect, but God knows

I may not be perfect, but God knows I'm trying ... and God knowing should count for something. — Karen E. Quinones Miller

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Hazel Cartwright: -Have a Glass of wine & over time

-Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine. — Hazel Cartwright

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Ridley Pearson: Be careful what you wear to bed, because

Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up. — Ridley Pearson

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Much as he detested Filch, Harry couldn't help

Much as he detested Filch, Harry couldn't help feeling a bit sorry for him, though not nearly as sorry as he felt for himself. — J.K. Rowling

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Jane Tara: There are stranger things out there than flying

There are stranger things out there than flying pigs. — Jane Tara

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Bill Murray: You gotta want it.

You gotta want it. — Bill Murray

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: Always take a compliment, even if it's not

Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours — Benny Bellamacina

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Amunhotep El Bey: Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey

Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Katie St. Claire: I'm Julia Malone and nobody has the patent

I'm Julia Malone and nobody has the patent on me! — Katie St. Claire

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Eoin Colfer: Evolution is a theory with more holes than

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. — Eoin Colfer

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Karen Salmansohn: Better days are coming! They're called Saturday and

Better days are coming! They're called Saturday and Sunday. — Karen Salmansohn

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Ed Williams: It's easy to have high morals when you'd

It's easy to have high morals when you'd be safe naked in the middle of San Quentin Prison. — Ed Williams

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Michael P. Clutton: If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD

If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together. — Michael P. Clutton

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Mark W. Boyer: When it's all said and done remember, You

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer

Humorous And Inspirational Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Without craziness, there is no courage.

Without craziness, there is no courage. — Lailah Gifty Akita