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You can only be called a hypocrite if you judge others first. — John Gay

I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm not quite the way I am on paper. — Mary Roach

the more infantile the students, the more seriously they take themselves. They are generally a humorless lot." In — Dean Koontz

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. — Robert Benchley

Well, robots are, of course, the monkey's natural enemy. — Brian K. Vaughan

Exercise, to qualify at all, must be lonely, painfu, humorless, and boring. — Barbara Holland

A tight hard little woman humorless as a chicken. — John Steinbeck

My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless. — Evelyn Waugh

I didn't think I was a humorless shrew in 'Knocked Up.' I think the women are just as funny as the men are in that movie. — Leslie Mann

But what does ready matter, when it's happening? — David Levithan

There are relatively few science fiction or fantasy books with the main character being an old person. — Elizabeth Moon

Beware the humorless. People who are all too serious are missing a key aspect of intelligence, which is perspective! — Catherine Carrigan

The people who must never have power are the humorless. To impossible certainties of rectitude they ally tedium and uniformity. — Christopher Hitchens

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. — Robert Benchley

Education is the transportation of the mind. — Debasish Mridha

Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. — Les Brown

My logisticians are a humorless lot ... they know if my campaign fails, they are the first ones I will slay. — Alexander The Great

Like many humorless and indignant people, he is hard on everybody but himself, and does not perceive it when he fails his own ideal. — Moliere

Books and movies are like apples and oranges. They both are fruit, but taste completely different. — Stephen King

The knowledge that there is a part of the psychic functions that are out of conscious reach, we did not need to wait for Freud to know this! — Jacques Lacan

In my own humorless state I failed to see anything except what I construed as certain tragic similarities between Gatsby and myself. — Donna Tartt

Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. — Jean Cocteau

Obsessed people are not humorless at all. — Philippe Petit

Self-pity is essentially humorless, devoid of that lightness of touch which gives understanding of life. — Anthony Powell

I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you? — Alexander Pope

I don't strive on being the most beautiful woman in the room! I strive to be the most unique! The one who stands out, the one you will never forget. — Sahndra Fon Dufe

You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk. — Raymond Carver