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What I learn today I shall know forever. Whether or not I remember that I know it is a different story. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Control is a nice concept, little more. — Anna Quindlen

In order to grow, I promise you'll have to let go of some habits. 10 times out of 10, they'll be the habits you're most in love with. — Brandi L. Bates

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. — Criss Jami

Better broke than dead. — Rachel Caine

When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass. — Unknown

We did not determine our fate into the world. What we know is we are here in the world. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Isn't reality based on the prevailing culture, the trend that people want to identify with? — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Some people live their memorable years fighting against their basic instincts only to succumb in the end to what was actually good for them. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

She had a highly developed sense of humor which in some lights looked a bit like a sense of justice. — Catherynne M Valente

They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed. — Ken Kesey

We, humans, have come up with so many superficialities that are completely unnecessary for our existence and happiness on earth. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Humor is the mask of wisdom. — Friedrich Durrenmatt

The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work. — Benny Bellamacina

Wisdom comes in the silence of one's chaos — Dora Okeyo

We're on a planet, relax! — Benny Bellamacina

Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn't do good for people, she did right by them. — Terry Pratchett

When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date — Benny Bellamacina

the pen is as wise as the mind that speaks through it — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Amanda and I both paused to take in that bit of wisdom. And try to decide if it even was wisdom. — Robin Brande

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people — Benny Bellamacina

If you rest, you rust. — Helen Hayes

With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Wit and playfulness represent a desperately serious transcendence of evil. Humor is both a form of wisdom and a means of survival. — Tom Robbins

Sometimes it's better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price — Benny Bellamacina

Don't be bashful; we're among gentlemen. It's a known fact that we men are the missing link between the pirate and the pig. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

When somebody you love dies, a phase of life's innocence dies with that person, and a part of you dies as well. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string — Benny Bellamacina

If wit is the most sophisticated form of humor, pranks are the most juvenile. — Maureen Dowd

As in music, when we hear the crescendo building, suddenly if the music stops, we begin to hear the silence as part of the music. — Chogyam Trungpa

Tragedy plus time equals humor — Marie Osmond

If your dreams seem to be drifting away, wake up! — Benny Bellamacina

Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle. — G.K. Chesterton

Darkness is necessary for evolvement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

If you let your heart rule you, you'll have a good ruler by which to measure things. This can be called wisdom. — Art Hochberg

That's not a bad word ... hate and war are bad words, but fuck isn't. — Judy Blume

In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong — Benny Bellamacina

Careful. We don't want to learn from this. — Bill Watterson

If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten — Benny Bellamacina

Wisdom lies in taking everything with good humor and a grain of salt. — George Santayana

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Always stay one step a head, unless you're already there — Benny Bellamacina

Take care with the words you speak, it's best to keep them sweet..... because you never know when you might have to eat them! — Karen Gibbs

Reality + Dreams + Humor = Wisdom So — Lin Yutang

Staring into the dragon's maw, one quickly learns wisdom. — Steven Brust

It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs. — Jefferson Smith

There is no bigger gratification than the realization of the things you believe in after overcoming all the odds. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier — Benny Bellamacina

Love and hate when stretched to their extremes blind reasoning. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. — Benjamin Franklin

In today's world, human desires far supersede human needs. Waste, as you can see, is the result of that disparity. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Cricket Bell." I smiled into my phone. "How did you get so wise? — Stephanie Perkins

Can you believe we still around?after so many hit the ground and we ain't gon' stop now until we get that wisdom — Knight Mayor

I don't like him." Looking from Kale to Alex, Ginger said, "I don't like cabbage. Do you see me taking on the produce section of the food store? — Jus Accardo

He was one of those people with lots of intelligence but no brains — Joseph Heller

Want wisdom? Laugh at yourself. — Maggie Bishop

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

We always emerge from the death of a loved one like a phoenix arising from its funeral pyre. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

A new day always forgives you, unless it's raining and you wake up in jail. — Bob Thurber

Perhaps fate has a way of turning things around and making something good out of the action of someone who failed humanity without meaning to. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Pearls are congealed oyster spit. — Margaret Atwood

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car — Judy Gold

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

Most wise people are fucked up. You don't gain wisdom from pleasant experiences, after all - you buy it with pain. — Dianne Sylvan

Most people have this tendency to make judgments on others based on preconceptions, especially when they are dealing with them for the first time. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier. — Benny Bellamacina

Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them. — Adhish Mazumder

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine. — Benny Bellamacina

If you don't like nice people, try the ones who aren't nice, and see how you like that! — F Scott Fitzgerald

A man can't talk of true happiness if he has never known true love - the trusting, selfless and unconditional love that I took for granted. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

He made me feel an idiot, even when I knew he was a bigger one than I. — Tracy Chevalier

Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Achieve everything and fail at the rest — Benny Bellamacina

Be aware of the type of humor you use in your daily life. Just because people are laughing doesn't mean it is creating positive vibes. — Alaric Hutchinson

Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Bloody ashes, woman. This isn't a metaphor for anything! It's just boots. — Robert Jordan

B1U12B. Be One You Want To Be — Johannes Masombuka

Master: When a human being asks 'WHO AM I?', the honest answer is eternal silence.
Disciple: Do we make noise to feel that silence, Master? — Saurabh Sharma

The Standard Pace is for chumps. — Timothy Ferriss

God in his infinite wisdom
Did not make me very wise-
So when my actions are stupid
They hardly take God by surprise. — Langston Hughes

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom. — Terry Pratchett

Never make an important decision with your pants down. — Katie Thayne

We're all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even — Benny Bellamacina

There's more than one way to skin a cat, my father used to say; it bothered me, I didn't see why they would want to skin a cat even one way. — Margaret Atwood

The selfish and self-centered have a hard time being kind, even though you and I know that kindness is a source of relief to the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more. — Doug Stanhope

Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is. — Terry Pratchett

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. — Henry David Thoreau

Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs. — Bauvard

Don't underestimate your own triumphs. Leave it to the enemy.
# Krishn — Sweety Shinde

... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If it's taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift. — Benny Bellamacina

Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood. — Lailah Gifty Akita

All I wanted was humor and wisdom. — Anais Nin

Sometimes, our pride compels us to engage in costly wars when a true commitment to a compromising peace would have been the best course to pursue. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Writers are the most tormented of all the different categories of artists that are out there in the world. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If you have an old habit of competing and comparing yourself with others, then you are still living your life like a sperm. GROW UP!! — Saurabh Sharma

My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism — Nassim Nicholas Taleb