Humor Walking Quotes
Collection of top 35 famous quotes about Humor Walking
Humor Walking Quotes & Sayings
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Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?
— Louise Rennison
You, Ms. Lane, are a menace to others! A walking, talking catastrophe in pink!
— Karen Marie Moning
How reassuring. - Queen Elizabeth, when told during a walking tour of Scotland that she looks like the Queen
— Kate Petrella
A dog is one of the few remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
— Jack Canfield
Have any sheep been seen walking out of the Library with seagoing adventurers clinging to their wool?
— Lindsey Davis
I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.
— Woody Allen
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
— Steven Wright
Her heart was walking around the building with Kirby. And her jacket was still in his car.
— Regina Duke
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
— Marilyn Vos Savant
I had a dream about you last night. In this dream we were walking down the beautiful Japanese streets of Florida. Fukuoka is nice in the summer.
— Rodney Jenkins
When we perfect 3-D copiers and they reproduce tissue, we'll have a million Marilyns walking around with no souls ...
— John Geddes
If you have never said "Excuse me" to a parking meter or bashed your shins on a fireplug, you are probably wasting too much valuable reading time.
— Sherri Chasin Calvo
I'm in love with you.""Good grief." She kept walking. — Tahereh Mafi
I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No ... got any Snapple?'
— Mike Birbiglia
Walking away from her ... Now that was a whole different section of the bookstore.-Markus, Dark Desires at Midnight — Jessica Lee
If you must know, he said 'my goodness me, a walking potato
— Terry Pratchett
You should always tie your shoe before walking because u just might slip one day
— Antwone Quenton Fisher
Can you imagine how many people got laid in here? Abby said, walking to the other side of the Jacuzzi.
— J.C. Joranco
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable.
— Mitch Hedberg
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!
— Cory Doctorow
I would feel the urge to attack people, to bite them; they'd all be walking McBloodburgers to me.
— Charlaine Harris
There was an omnivorous intellect that won him the family sobriquet of Walking Encyclopedia.
— Eric Liu
Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well.
— Lois Greiman
Hmmm ... that's interesting.""What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy
Keep walking! Keep walking!" Agres hissed as they headed away from Gila walking as fast as they could at this point they didn't care how they looked.
— Charon Lloyd-Roberts
Shit happens. You can either stand their and complain about the smell or you can wipe your shoe and keep walking.
— Tommy Cotton
If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across.
— Mercedes Lackey
I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on
— Josh Stern
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier.
— Benny Bellamacina
