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Humor Walking Quotes & Sayings

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Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties? — Louise Rennison

You, Ms. Lane, are a menace to others! A walking, talking catastrophe in pink! — Karen Marie Moning

How reassuring. - Queen Elizabeth, when told during a walking tour of Scotland that she looks like the Queen — Kate Petrella

A dog is one of the few remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. — Jack Canfield

Have any sheep been seen walking out of the Library with seagoing adventurers clinging to their wool? — Lindsey Davis

I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves. — Woody Allen

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. — Steven Wright

Her heart was walking around the building with Kirby. And her jacket was still in his car. — Regina Duke

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying. — Marilyn Vos Savant

I had a dream about you last night. In this dream we were walking down the beautiful Japanese streets of Florida. Fukuoka is nice in the summer. — Rodney Jenkins

When we perfect 3-D copiers and they reproduce tissue, we'll have a million Marilyns walking around with no souls ... — John Geddes

If you have never said "Excuse me" to a parking meter or bashed your shins on a fireplug, you are probably wasting too much valuable reading time. — Sherri Chasin Calvo

I'm in love with you."
"Good grief." She kept walking. — Tahereh Mafi

I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No ... got any Snapple?' — Mike Birbiglia

Walking away from her ... Now that was a whole different section of the bookstore.
-Markus, Dark Desires at Midnight — Jessica Lee

If you must know, he said 'my goodness me, a walking potato — Terry Pratchett

For a brief, weird minute I felt like Dorothy in Oz, walking down the street with Terric the doubtful, Shame the brainless, and heartless Zay. — Devon Monk

You should always tie your shoe before walking because u just might slip one day — Antwone Quenton Fisher

Can you imagine how many people got laid in here? Abby said, walking to the other side of the Jacuzzi. — J.C. Joranco

I was walking Shirley and-you know how Shirley is an idiot?" I asked him.
"Sure. — Sara Massa

If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable. — Mitch Hedberg

What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning! — Cory Doctorow

I would feel the urge to attack people, to bite them; they'd all be walking McBloodburgers to me. — Charlaine Harris

There was an omnivorous intellect that won him the family sobriquet of Walking Encyclopedia. — Eric Liu

Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well. — Lois Greiman

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

Keep walking! Keep walking!" Agres hissed as they headed away from Gila walking as fast as they could at this point they didn't care how they looked. — Charon Lloyd-Roberts

Shit happens. You can either stand their and complain about the smell or you can wipe your shoe and keep walking. — Tommy Cotton

If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across. — Mercedes Lackey

I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on — Josh Stern

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge. — Bill Engvall

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is. — Ellen DeGeneres

Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier. — Benny Bellamacina

Some people have a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time. Not me I cant ever get the gum out of the wrapper! — Bill Myers

A few times I saw a chicken walking around importantly, like some kind of a regional manager. — Elif Batuman