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How Low am I, thou painted Maypole? Speak:
How Low am I? I am not yet so Low
But that my Nails can reach unto thine Eyes — William Shakespeare

The thing about Shakespeare is you can only read his books if someone is making you. — Gabrielle Zevin

I gave you all!" screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan.
"And you took your bloody time giving it, too, you senile old fuck," said Regan. — Christopher Moore

I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head. — P.G. Wodehouse

In the State of Denmark there was the odor of decay ... — Roger Zelazny

To be, or not to be: what a question! — E.A. Bucchianeri

Who doth molest my contemplation? — William Shakespeare

A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear. — William Shakespeare

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education. — Tallulah Bankhead

Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the
fool no where but in's own house. — William Shakespeare

Nobody with any real sense of humor *can* write a love story ... Shakespeare is the exception that proves the rule. (90-91) — L.M. Montgomery

Have you not love enough to bear with me, when that rash humor which my mother gave me makes me forgetful. — William Shakespeare

And I'll be sworn 'tis true. Travelers ne'er did lie,
Though fools at home condemn 'em.
---Antonio
(Act III, scene 3, lines 26-27.) — William Shakespeare

Polonius: My lord, I will take my leave of you.
Hamlet: You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal ... — William Shakespeare

My dull brain was wrought with things forgotten. — William Shakespeare

How does thy honor? Let me lick your shoe,
I'll not serve him; he is not valiant.
---Caliban
(Act III, scene 1, lines 23-24) — William Shakespeare

i buy a thousand pound a year! i buy a rope! — William Shakespeare

Swam ashore, man, like a duck; I can swim like a duck, I'll be sworn. — William Shakespeare

Do you know me, my lord?'
Excellent well. You are a fishmonger. — William Shakespeare

An thou let part so, Sir Andrew, would thou mightst/ never draw sword again. — William Shakespeare

Such a mad marriage never was before. — William Shakespeare

The ability for anyone in our generation to self-amuse has sadly been bred out of our species. — Kim Askew

O honorable strumpet — William Shakespeare

More fools know Jack Fool than Jack Fool knows. — William Shakespeare

Observe him, for the love of mockery — William Shakespeare

Beatrice: I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick: nobody marks you.
Benedick: What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living? — William Shakespeare

Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows. — William Shakespeare

O, what men dare do! — William Shakespeare

BEROWNE: What time o' day?
ROSALINE: The hour that fools should ask. — William Shakespeare

(aside) Oh, you are well tuned now,
But I'll set down the pegs that make this music,
As honest as I am. — William Shakespeare

Thou art very Trinculo indeed! How cam'st thou to be seize of this moon calf? Can he vent Trinculos? — William Shakespeare

Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit. — William Shakespeare

Ha. "Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner." There's a double meaning in that.
-Benedick (Much Ado) — William Shakespeare

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers. — William Shakespeare

Here comes a pair of very strange beast, which in all tongues are called "fools". — Bill Shakespeare

Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent. — William Shakespeare

Suffer love! A good ephitet! I do suffer love indeed, for I love thee against my will. — William Shakespeare

Shakespeare, adrenal glands, professional bowling, and the bizarre reproductive patterns of wasps (along with teams of BBC cameraman to document them( — N.D. Wilson

Ay, but hearken, sir; though the chameleon Love can feed on the air, I am one that am nourished by my victuals, and would fain have meat. — William Shakespeare

As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over. — P.G. Wodehouse

These are sad days in literature. Homer is dead. Shakespeare is dead. And I myself am not feeling at all well. — Mark Twain

A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? — William Shakespeare

I cannot speak your england. — William Shakespeare

He kills her in her own humor. — William Shakespeare

You are full of pretty answers. Have you not been acquainted with goldsmiths' wives and conned them out of rings? — William Shakespeare

All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. Not even once. — Jim Butcher

[b]Viola:[/b] I pity you.
[b]Olivia:[/b] That's a degree to love. — William Shakespeare

What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell. — Reduced Shakespeare Company

Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing. — William Collins

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, I wish I had known this some time ago. — Roger Zelazny

Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth — Robert Lynn Asprin

We will meet; and there we may rehearse most
obscenely and courageously.
Shakespeare, Midsummer Night's Dream. Spoken by Bottom, Act I Sc. 2 — William Shakespeare

Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass. — William Shakespeare

Out o' th' moon, I do assure thee. I was the man in the moon when time was,
--Stephano
(Act II, scene 2, lines 136-137) — William Shakespeare

- Where is Polonius?
- In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger find him not there, seek him i' the other place yourself. — William Shakespeare

Benvolio- "By my head, here come the Capulets."
Mercutio- "By my heel, I care not. — William Shakespeare

Well, honor is the subject of my story. — William Shakespeare

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?
CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.
CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets. — William Shakespeare

I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible Hamlet adaptations. — Rhiannon McGavin

For what good turn?
Messenger: For the best turn of the bed. — William Shakespeare

A man can smile and smile yet still be a villain,' I quoted. (Or misquoted. It was probably Shakespeare, most quotations seem to be.) — Trisha Ashley

Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? — Tony Stark

I can hardly forbear hurling things at him. — William Shakespeare

Goats and monkies! — William Shakespeare

Again? Honestly, do you guys think she's hiding in Shakespeare's Sonnets?
- Tina Lewis — R.J. Morse, R.J. Brookes

In brief, sir, study what you most affect. — William Shakespeare

I'll rant as well as thou! — Hamlet Shakespeare

And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart. — Anthony Bourdain

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. — William Shakespeare

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable. — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Lo, lo, again! Bite him to death, I prithee. — William Shakespeare

If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look. — Jasper Fforde