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With Mr. Montgomery, I set out to see what it would be like to write a novel in 30 days. It was hell! I'd do it again in a minute.
— Nadlee Thims
They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink.
— Melodie Campbell
There was nothing like double chocolate chip to solve the sexual problems of women everywhere.
— Maggie Casper
Maybe I'm some sort of perverted cartoon-sexual.
— Rainbow Rowell
Strange though, I never took you for a nympho.
— Eve Masters
The best player EVER (Leo Messi) without a shadow, if you didn't think/know already ...
— Robbie Fowler
Behind every great man is his wife trying to keep him alive.
— Justin Baldoni
I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I have to admit, I was quite insensitive to the issue of gender inequality in the workplace until a few years ago.
— Naina Lal Kidwai
Sexual organs are the root of all evil.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
There's something weird and sexual about the way some people talk about Godhave you noticed? — Frank Portman
Lovely Arra Sails,nectar to all males,
how I'd like to spear you like a whaler spears a whale! — Darren Shan
At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
— George Lopez
I'm a fully paid-up member of the human race.
— Charles Kennedy
We shouldn't be undermining Medicare for those who need it most in order to give more tax cuts to those who need them least.
— Ann McLane Kuster
Come sit on my lap. I want to hear all about your sexual harassment lunch. -Hank to his secretary, Rachel — Richard Russo
Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls.
— Dana Reinhardt
I recounted. I rechecked.Are you going to cock? — David Levithan
Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls.
— Katie McGarry
One of the nicest things you can do is to speak kind words about someone behind his or her back.
— Molly Friedenfeld
Eccentricities, of which I know I havemany, do not hold universal sexual and romantic lure. I understand that. — Jessica Park
Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects.
— Melissa Landers
Living for anything else besides God leads to death, not freedom.
— Tullian Tchividjian
Humans are naturally scared and confused beings. They not only fear the unknown, as they live fearing themselves ...
— Luis Marques
I'm interested in politics, what's going on in the world, how people behave and how your life is often in the hands of other people.
— Julie Walters
Love is total surrender, total acceptance and total commitment.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
My job is essentially just corralling more and more and more facts and information, and occasionally seeing whether that leads to some action.
— Warren Buffett
You know ... You're still my boss ... Which means ... This is sexual harassment ... Oh really? I guess I'll have to fire you then. — Lexi Cubbins
Basing your identity on sexuality is like building a house on a foundation of pudding. - D. Travers Scott
— Carol Queen
sin always causes the disintegration of the soul.
— John Ortberg