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Humor Sayings And Quotes By Amanda Mosher: To better understand our love, I revisited chemical

To better understand our love, I revisited chemical kinetics. — Amanda Mosher

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Amanda Mosher: Sometimes I dig holes for people to fall

Sometimes I dig holes for people to fall in. Then I shout, "I've got you! — Amanda Mosher

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Ernest Agyemang Yeboah: the pen is as wise as the mind

the pen is as wise as the mind that speaks through it — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Jesse Hajicek: Why?" Kieran grinned. "'Cause you can't dance, it's

Why?"
Kieran grinned. "'Cause you can't dance, it's too wet to plow, and it's a little windy to be stacking chickens. — Jesse Hajicek

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: Every quote is like a Picasso. The meaning

Every quote is like a Picasso. The meaning is different for each person and half the admirers miss the true intent and twisted humor of it all. — Shannon L. Alder

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Aleksandra Ninkovic: I'm not trying to put you down, but

I'm not trying to put you down, but even if I did, you'd have nowhere to go. — Aleksandra Ninkovic

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Darkness is necessary for evolvement.

Darkness is necessary for evolvement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Natalya Vorobyova: Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie. — Natalya Vorobyova

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Amanda Mosher: Love passed me by and I failed to

Love passed me by and I failed to get the plates. — Amanda Mosher

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Amanda Mosher: I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment;

I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire. — Amanda Mosher

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Natalya Vorobyova: He said he loves her more because she

He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch! — Natalya Vorobyova

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: The departed souls shall never return.

The departed souls shall never return. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Amanda Mosher: I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. — Amanda Mosher

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Natalya Vorobyova: Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me,

Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly. — Natalya Vorobyova

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Aleksandra Ninkovic: When I hear that people live by the

When I hear that people live by the book, I always wonder which one. — Aleksandra Ninkovic

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Aleksandra Ninkovic: Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because

Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can't see a damn thing before having coffee. — Aleksandra Ninkovic

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: I improvise therefore I exist!

I improvise therefore I exist! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Bauvard: Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled

Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs. — Bauvard

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Amanda Mosher: I find love is more of a bacterium

I find love is more of a bacterium than a virus unless you are comparing it to herpes. — Amanda Mosher

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Natalya Vorobyova: He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial. — Natalya Vorobyova

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Amanda Mosher: He is a unicorn. I want to gently

He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research. — Amanda Mosher

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Emma Holly: Children are our future. We cannot allow them

Children are our future. We cannot allow them to run amok.
-pg. 167 The Collected Sayings of the Emperor The Demon's Daughter — Emma Holly

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Cat Adams: As my mom used to say,If wishes were

As my mom used to say,If wishes were horses, we'd be up to our eyeballs in shit. — Cat Adams

Humor Sayings And Quotes By Amanda Mosher: If I could bottle kindness, I wonder if

If I could bottle kindness, I wonder if formaldehyde would preserve it. — Amanda Mosher