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If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
He was a moth to her flame, a marshmallow to her campfire, a redneck to her bottle rocket ...
— Nine Naughty Novelists
Just as the science and art of agriculture depend upon chemistry and botany, so the art of education depends upon physiology and psychology.
— Edward Thorndike
Don't you ever feel
like you're just
a story someone is telling
about someone like you? — Catherynne M Valente
like you're just
a story someone is telling
about someone like you? — Catherynne M Valente
Well, fella, as much as I'd like to stick something up your ass, it ain't gonna be my finger or anything else on my body - sorry to disappoint.
— A. Violet End
Hate isn't the most dangerous thing, he'd said. Indifference is.
— Lauren Oliver
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
We're a new show. We can't afford instant replay.
— Emeril Lagasse
The very purpose of existence it to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think of us.
— Quentin Crisp
We are always living in the final days. What have you got? A hundred years or much, much less until the end of your world.
— Neil Gaiman
Do I really want him dead? What I want ... what I want is to have him back. But I'll never get him back now. Even
— Suzanne Collins
Cautionary tales were fantastic in the '70s.
— Alfonso Cuaron