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Humor Phones Quotes & Sayings

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When it comes to texting the power of you thumbs compel you — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Ducking autocorrect! — Atom Yang

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. — Rita Rudner

We all are addicts
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Everything RELEASES dopamine! — Deyth Banger

Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears. — Steven Wright

Women are but the toys which amuse our lighter hours
ambition is the serious business of life. — Walter Scott

I CLOSED MY EYES AND PRETENDED SHE WAS YOU. illutions- aprilynne pike — Aprilynne Pike

I want you to love me."
"I don't even know you."
"Then I'll settle for a date. Bowling? — Charles Sheehan-Miles

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh ... " — Steven Wright

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran

I was no longer in the mood for hamburger phones and a whacked out girl named Juno. — Alexandria Rhodes