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Humor Phones Quotes By David Sedaris: This grown man who now phones his father

This grown man who now phones his father to say, Motherfucker, I ain't seen pussy so long, I'd throw stones at it. — David Sedaris

Humor Phones Quotes By Dieter F. Uchtdorf: Now is the best time to start becoming

Now is the best time to start becoming the person we eventually want to be - not only 20 years from now but also for all eternity. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf

Humor Phones Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: When it comes to texting the power of

When it comes to texting the power of you thumbs compel you — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Humor Phones Quotes By Atom Yang: Ducking autocorrect!

Ducking autocorrect! — Atom Yang

Humor Phones Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men like phones with lots of buttons. It

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. — Rita Rudner

Humor Phones Quotes By Deyth Banger: We all are addicts...Everything RELEASES dopamine!

We all are addicts
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Everything RELEASES dopamine! — Deyth Banger

Humor Phones Quotes By Steven Wright: Imagine how weird phones would look if your

Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears. — Steven Wright

Humor Phones Quotes By Walter Scott: Women are but the toys which amuse our

Women are but the toys which amuse our lighter hours
ambition is the serious business of life. — Walter Scott

Humor Phones Quotes By Aprilynne Pike: I CLOSED MY EYES AND PRETENDED SHE WAS

I CLOSED MY EYES AND PRETENDED SHE WAS YOU. illutions- aprilynne pike — Aprilynne Pike

Humor Phones Quotes By Charles Sheehan-Miles: I want you to love me.""I don't even

I want you to love me."
"I don't even know you."
"Then I'll settle for a date. Bowling? — Charles Sheehan-Miles

Humor Phones Quotes By Steven Wright: I plugged my phone in where the blender

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh ... " — Steven Wright

Humor Phones Quotes By Dylan Moran: Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran

Humor Phones Quotes By Alexandria Rhodes: I was no longer in the mood for

I was no longer in the mood for hamburger phones and a whacked out girl named Juno. — Alexandria Rhodes