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Life is like a DVR recording. The story goes on, but you cannot see it until you fast forward through the commercials — Christopher Earle

Silence does not always imply consent. Sometimes it simply means that the silent one has opted out of a discussion with idiots. — Lex Allen

When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look. — Jocelynn Drake

An autobiography is inherently incomplete unless the last page is written on the eve of the author's demise. — Dan Makaon

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. — Yogi Berra

I'm a fool.
At least i'm a self aware fool. — Colleen Hoover

To be, or not to be: what a question! — E.A. Bucchianeri

Let destiny change you,but never change your destiny,for what God has given you is the best — Philosophical Library

It's best to locate the mind first before launching the 'missiles of contention'. — Gasmaskman

When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date — Benny Bellamacina

The older we get, the more we become ourselves. — Alan Andrews

Always skip to the pub to enjoy your barley and hops — Benny Bellamacina

Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time — Benny Bellamacina

Progress is heading in a forward direction and realizing what was behind is now your legacy! — K.C. Rhoads

Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought. — Carroll Bryant

Some women barter their bodies like whores with wedding bands. Some use sex like a sword. But some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. — Paula Wall

Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes — Benny Bellamacina

Perhaps it is a good thing that we don't live long enough to realize how redundant things seem — G.E.GRAVES

He who jumps for the sake of jumping will probably keep jumping until he jumps back into his own jumping ground. — Duop Chak Wuol

Apparently, what differentiates the mere rich from the filthy rich is a servant who treats you like dirt. — Paula Wall

It is logical to look for a green fowl in a dark room even if you know the chance of finding a green fowl in a dark room is slim. — Duop Chak Wuol

Most people need a philosophical enema and I'm the bag with the pipe. — Marla Buchanan

Godshawk looked surprised, the way that people generally do when you ask them philosophical questions in shrubberies in the middle of the night. — Philip Reeve

Earlier on I said something so lucidly philosophical that my oratory rambled non-stop right into expressing amazement I had just said that. — Beth Myrle Rice

The only difference between a prayer and a curse is the one who stands to profit. — Paula Wall

Life is like a double-blind experiment. And the Observer is the only One in on the Know. — Solange Nicole

I like people too much or not at all. — Sylvia Plath

Fear and anger, Yoda had often warned him, were slaves to the dark side. Vaguely, Luke wondered which side curiosity served. — Timothy Zahn

... the vintage of history is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines! — E.A. Bucchianeri

You won't comprehend the vitality of literacy until you marry an illiterate. — Kshitij Shringi

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches — Jeff Lindsay

It is better to make an irrational noise in a bush than in a desert. — Duop Chak Wuol

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

Be not afraid life with all its despair, pain and unhappiness is just a crucible wherein your brighter dreams are conceived, shaped and born — Rassool Jibraeel Snyman

Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier — Benny Bellamacina

The truth about life is complicated, indefensible and embarrassing. — Alex Weinle

If you make a deal with a fool, don't be surprised when they act foolishly. — Jeffrey Archer

The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom. — R.M. ArceJaeger