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There are no miracles on Mondays.
— Amy Neftzger
Happiness lies in making others happy, in forsaking self-interest to bring joy to others.
— Paramahansa Yogananda
If you don't leave room for the unexpected to express itself in your life, you close yourself off from the possibility of miracles.
— Robert Stikmanz
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.
— Lemony Snicket
What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.
— Jack Barakat
A smattering of English is worse than useless; it is an unnecessary tax on our women.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Ghetto humor is the social twin of fantasy; together they sustain the powerless, who accomplish miracles through illusion.
— Sheila Ballantyne
You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!
— Jim Butcher
Wine?" I asked, ready to order.
"I'd rather have Sex on the Beach." He winked at me with a devilish grin. — J.C. Reed
"I'd rather have Sex on the Beach." He winked at me with a devilish grin. — J.C. Reed
Keep thy friend
Under thy own life's key. — William Shakespeare
Under thy own life's key. — William Shakespeare
True monsters are not those lurking under the bed, but the ones sleeping in it.
— Silje Akselberg Iversen
Tin soldiers and Nixon coming, We're finally on our own. This summer I hear the drumming, Four dead in Ohio.
— Neil Young
It's not always easy, but it's always possible.
— Kelly G. Wilson