Humor Law Quotes
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I had no vote in the making of such a law, and I have no intention of abiding by it, either.
— Jessica McCann
Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx.
— Lisa Scottoline
Life - with or without softener- is hard
— Kate Papas
What's your name?""Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?"
"Wanted."
"By all the girls or just the law? — Dennis Lehane
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
— Dick Clark
When the mind is free, magic happens.
— C.G. Rousing
Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.
— George W. Bush
Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
— Paul Dickson
Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.
— George W. Bush
The only laws are paradox, humor and change.
— Dan Millman
We... Charlotta the Fourth and I... live in defiance of every known law of diet." ~ Miss Lavendar, chap 27
— L.M. Montgomery
On the stand, I asked the witness, "What's your occupation?""Make-up artist."
"Objection!" I replied, "Lack of foundation. — Natalya Vorobyova
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
— Murphy's Law
On Wall Street, the lawyers play the same role as medics in war: They come in after the shooting is over to clean up the mess.
— Michael Lewis
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'
— Marc Maron
I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law.
— John F. Kennedy
Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature.
— Stephen King
I don't see any reason to let law interfere with justice around here. We never did before.
— Sid Fleischman
The space you have is always a little less than the amount of stuff you need to store.- Jason's Fourth Law — Jason Dias
When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.
— Natalya Vorobyova
Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
— Jane Gardam
The memorability of a fact is inversely proportional to its usefulness.- Jason's Third Law — Jason Dias
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
— Magdalen Braden
The law of levity is allowed to supersede the law of gravity.
— R.A. Lafferty
Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That's a law of nature, to be known henceforth as 'Harshaw's Law.
— Robert A. Heinlein
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
— Bill Cosby
Real estate is the best investment on earth, however, when the music stops playing, which happens occasionally, don't be the one left without a chair.
— Steven Ivy Attorney Entrepreneur
The universal law is that the most frustrating thing will always happen, no matter how unlikely.
— Joe Abercrombie
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
— Jerome K. Jerome
Just those of us with sisters-in-laws who bounce off walls. I feel like I am watching a Ping-Pong ball. Settle down.
— Christine Feehan
I know lots of things you don't""Name five."
"The Grand Unification Theory, tax law, binary, the capital of Azerbailan, and how tractors work. — Daniel Nayeri
Was there some kind of law about drop-kicking assholes in the face? Probably. They always had laws against things that needed to be done.
— Francesca Zappia
You know teenage boys, you own one-Mason Lerner
— Natasha Larry
Don't underestimate the power of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself to deliver peace and serenity.
— Charles F. Glassman
He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.
— Natalya Vorobyova
Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law.
— Samuel Butler
Nor is it of much Importance to us to know the Manner in which Nature executes her laws; 'tis enough to know the Laws themselves.
— Benjamin Franklin
Truax held up a business card. Randolph "The Hammer" Tinker Attorney at Law "I nail justice in the face.
— Chris Genoa
Was it against the law to vomit in the Oval Office?
— Julie Ann Walker
Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations, said Ron, to general astonishment.
— J.K. Rowling
