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You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor. — Katie Nolan

Satan's smoke has made its way into the Temple of God through some crack — Pope Paul VI

The making of a journalist: no ideas and the ability to express them. — Karl Kraus

I sort of believe that my voice was preordained; I'm a Buddhist who believes in reincarnation so I think that my voice is a few lifetimes old. — K.d. Lang

Spiritual relationship is far more precious than physical. Physical relationship divorced from spiritual is body without soul. — Mahatma Gandhi

We may suppose that everyone has in himself the whole form of a moral conception. — John Rawls

A polo handicap is a persons ticket to the world. — Winston Churchill

Every journalist has a novel inside him, which is an excellent place for it. — Russell Lynes

But sweetie, nothing says I love you like an erection. — Ethan Day

Every game is winnable if you change your mind about what the prize should be and your perspective about the players at the table. — Shannon L. Alder

As a journalist, I am compelled to know the answers."
"As a girl, I am compelled to protect what's left of my manicure," Petra said. — Libba Bray

I'd better be a poet
Or lay down dead. — Jack Kerouac

They taught using an Italian system of experimental education in which the students did whatever the fuck we wanted. — Isabel Allende

Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. — Jon Winokur

Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist. — Shahla Khan

A single day is enough to make us a little larger or, another time, a little smaller. — Paul Klee