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A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction. — William Faulkner

The hardest thing about writing a novel is getting it published. — Marianne Cushing

Humor is the whole truth. — Frigyes Karinthy

We did not determine our fate into the world. What we know is we are here in the world. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Being a leader is making the people you love hate you a little more each day. — Patrick Ness

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark

Monday isn't that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it. — Day

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. — Will Rogers

Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them on hand and - — Richelle Mead

The truth is, I feel myself being fascinated and repelled by her: She's both a mirror of myself and a door to part of this island that I'm not. — Maggie Stiefvater

How is it that standing outside for a minute in 90 degree heat is torture, yet standing in a blistering hot shower for 20 minutes is paradise? — Sara Marcus

But it is best to let sleeping facts lie. — Hope Mirrlees

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. — George Bernard Shaw

For those who like that sort of thing," said Miss Brodie in her best Edinburgh voice, "That is the sort of thing they like. — Muriel Spark

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. — George Bernard Shaw

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept. — George Carlin

A great sense of humor is a great gift! — Diamante Lavendar

Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds. — Dave Barry

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. — George Carlin

Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth. — Bill Watterson

Some honest people think it is better to know the ways of the devil without being evil. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

But I am thinking like a lover, or like an ass: which I suppose is pretty nearly the same. — Charles Dickens

After the gratifications of brutish appetites are past, the greatest pleasure then is to get rid of that which entertained it. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit. — William Temple

Truth is a troublesome motherfucker unless it's handled properly — Patrick Rothfuss

I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil.
And that no one knows the truth. — Molly Ivins

I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off. — George R R Martin

Humor plays close to the big hot fire which is Truth, and sometimes the reader feels the heat. — E.B. White

All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments. — David Sedaris

I describe myself as a member of the Church of England, which I suppose is an inoffensive way of saying that you don't believe in anything very much — William Somerset Maugham

In those moments it's hard to remember that an angry voice is an invisible thing incapable of drawing blood. — Amanda Howells

The most popular labor saving device is still money. — Phyllis George

What is the purpose of achieving your dream if the people you had dreamed your achievements for are no longer there to reap the benefits? — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The easiest lie ever told is a truth no one believes.- Sixteen Seconds — Aubrea Summer

We think a wise person is someone who solves problems. Truth is, a wise person is someone who avoids problems. — Prem Rawat

By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth. — Christopher Moore

The truth is what we say it is ... prove to me this desk is not a cow! — Ray S. Jones

I'm with the federal government, Drummond, Trust me is another way of saying I'm lying. — Brian Haig

The thing that I fear discriminating against is humor and truth. — Charles Bukowski

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. — Mark Van Doren

Prepare for a radio, for nothing is silent like the grave — Bangambiki Habyarimana

It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.) — John Duover

There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label — Josh Stern

Under capitalism, man exploits man; while under socialism just the reverse is true. — John Kenneth Galbraith

Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads. — Charlaine Harris

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth. — Lily Tomlin

One who is seeking the truth sooner or later finds a woman. — Sergey Vedenyo

Only a fool would find happiness from an achievement that is detrimental to those he loves. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

What you see is what you see — Frank Stella

In today's world, human desires far supersede human needs. Waste, as you can see, is the result of that disparity. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. — Mark Twain

Love is the purest form of each individual on the planet Earth — Nitin Yaduvanshi

Hegel says that Truth is a great word and the thing is greater still. With Dave we never seemed to get past the word. — Iris Murdoch

Stephen King has inspired me with his humor and honesty, and his admonition that the author's job is to tell the truth. — Barry Eisler

There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts. — Brandon Sanderson

The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact. — G.K. Chesterton

Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril. — David Sedaris

There is no animal more invincible than a woman, — Loretta Chase

Humor is the good natured side of a truth. — Mark Twain

Integrity is a bugger, it really is. Lying can get you into difficulties, but to really wind up in the crappers try telling nothing but the truth. — David Mitchell

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

Dad, is she serious?"
John shrugged. "I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she doesn't feed me. So i dont argue with your mama. — Molly McAdams

When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough. — Shannon L. Alder

The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer. — J. Richard Singleton

The selfish and self-centered have a hard time being kind, even though you and I know that kindness is a source of relief to the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult. — Santosh Kalwar

It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood. — Lois Greiman

Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

Trust is not hoping your partner will love you; it is KNOWING that they DO. — Julieanne O'Connor

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth. — Stan Laurel

Supposing truth is a woman -- what then? — Friedrich Nietzsche

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. — Terry Pratchett

The Standard Pace is for chumps. — Timothy Ferriss

Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ?
Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed. — Toba Beta

It is better to be hurt with the truth than to be encouraged with lies ... — Adedayo Kingjerry

It is not something we often find out; but most of the specially-gifted have a deep desire to be ordinary. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. — George Saunders

I could only approach girls half my age, so I never brought any girl home. Mom thought I was disciplined, but the truth is that I was deprived. — Nick Nwaogu

Brilliance is impossible without a touch of insanity. — Skyla Madi

This sort of feels like green."
"This is me being blue. Don't worry - you're still yellow — Katie McGarry

The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't - whichever seems likelier to win an effect. — John Updike

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose. — Chuck Klosterman

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

At what point is normal natural? — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Temporis filia veritas; cui me obstetricari non pudet.
Truth is the daughter of time, and I feel no shame in being her midwife. — Johannes Kepler

A general truth is to have a good sense of humor. Roll with the punches of life's ups and downs. Laughing at yourself always helps. — Jill Abramson

Truth is like poetry.
And most people fucking hate poetry. — Adam McKay

Humor is just truth, only faster! — Gilda Radner

The best fiction is true. — Kinky Friedman

There is no bigger gratification than the realization of the things you believe in after overcoming all the odds. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The truth about life is complicated, indefensible and embarrassing. — Alex Weinle

Either help or give up. Right now devil's advocate is just another name for asshole. — James S.A. Corey

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it. — Elias Schwartz