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Love is nothing because those who do something for the love of it do it for nothing. — Mark Forsyth

Got a bout of doubt? Breathe. — Magdalena VandenBerg

Silence does not always imply consent. Sometimes it simply means that the silent one has opted out of a discussion with idiots. — Lex Allen

But I've bought a big bat.
I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
To have trouble with me! — Dr. Seuss

You always need right moves, wheather it's life or romance.. — BHARAT SHARMA

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of — Josh Stern

In a crooked mind even the right thing gets crooked. — Arsenie Boca

Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. — Benjamin Franklin

Every rule has an exception, and it's usually remedial — Josh Stern

Prayer is the time you spend alone with God. — Art Hochberg

When you smell a flower, where is the smell before you smell the flower? Think about that one. — Art Hochberg

It only takes 24 hours for our tomorrow to become our yesterday. — Abhishek Garg

You can clone human brains but not what is stored inside them — Matt Haig

The fans are on, let's see which way the shit blows. — B.V. Larson

Words--Midnight coined and daily spent. . .writer of the dream.
--Jim Ross Author, Rays: Wherever They Touch — Jim Ross

I am the Olympics. — Dave Eggers

I have so many people in my head, I can't keep up with the real people around me. But it's okay, I'm a writer. — Shannon Taylor Vannatter

A person who Sleeps more, Slips More. — Lalit Sharma

If people can be convinced to pick up dog sh*t, who knows what social change is possible? — Franke James

Darkness is necessary for evolvement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I've been firmly grounded in reality since I was a child, and I'm still waiting for it to impress me. — Jessica Conoley

If you let your heart rule you, you'll have a good ruler by which to measure things. This can be called wisdom. — Art Hochberg

Laughter is the hand of God on the shoulder of a troubled world. — Grady Nutt

We might have the most beautiful words and thoughts - but it's actions that count. — Art Hochberg

Look. The world is full of liars, and it's time someone admitted it, shed a light on it, and lightened up about it. — Lauren Handel Zander

Your mind is just like a parachute ! if you don't open it, it won't work ! — Tom Evans

There are two kinds of people in this world who never learn: those who always talk, and those who never listen. — T.A. Uner

If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate. — Taylor Swift

You don't need wings but courage to be SUPERMAN!!!! — Subhasis Das

Everyday is an adventure to write about----- — Mschell

It's lonely up in the top — Kermit The Frog

I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead. — Dennis Lehane

Amber laughed. "What makes you think I'd marry you?" "What makes you think you'd have a choice?" "I'm not into bad guys," she said. — Jayde Scott

She'll read your mind like nobody's business. — Jayde Scott

Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. — A.A. Milne

There's no place like a library! — A.J. DeJong

Trust is not hoping your partner will love you; it is KNOWING that they DO. — Julieanne O'Connor

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

There's always less to do than you think. If there's more to do than you think, then do that also. — Art Hochberg

Gossip is when you hear something you like
about someone you don't. — Jane Seabrook

Think think think until you blink — Ganeshsaidheeraj

Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget. — Cecil Baldwin

If I were perfect, my name would be Barbie. It's not, so I must be incredibly real. — Marie

Be aware of the type of humor you use in your daily life. Just because people are laughing doesn't mean it is creating positive vibes. — Alaric Hutchinson

I must go down to the seas again
to find where I
buried the hatchet with Yesterday. — Janet Frame

Life would be awfully grim and glum if I couldn't laugh at myself. — Liesl Shurtliff

Life is a Game; More you play, More you learns — Harishankar Kaushik Hsk

The older I get, the more my parents just seem like absolute heroes to me — Nick Offerman

Fuck rational thought — George Carlin

Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat. — Gary Hopkins

Listen, if you're not totally surrendered, you're not playing. It's as simple as that. — Art Hochberg

There are stranger things out there than flying pigs. — Jane Tara

Humble pie tastes horrible but is great for the digestive system. — Sissy Silva

Some women barter their bodies like whores with wedding bands. Some use sex like a sword. But some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. — Paula Wall

You're not a mistake. You were fearfully and wonderfully. Be grateful for what you are and for what you have. Have a Tremendous Day Ahead<3<3 — Reason Nkosinathi Makhubela

G. I. Gurdieff, "Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson"
So-and-so-and-so-must-be; do-not-do-what-must-not-be.
Mullah's favorite saying. p. 598 — Gurdieff

Just. Plain. [Fu*king.] Grilled. Swordfish. — Howard Schultz

What are you doing?"
"Playing house" said Felix
"Do you want to come and pour the tea?"
Ella's not stupid. "You are not. — Sally Nicholls

Laughter is carbonated holiness. — Anne Lamott

Yeah, Mel! If she shoves you again, smack her in the face!" bellowed Mika.
Kira glared at Mika.
"I mean, beat her in the race! — Katie Mattie

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'. — MaryJanice Davidson

Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the fellow who can't read a line. — Mark Twain

No Matter what you're, Matter is ; What you do. — Harishankar Kaushik

Don't play the reels of your life backwards - play them forward. — Art Hochberg

Change is not a four letter word ... but often your reaction to it is! — Jeffrey Gitomer

I keep dying and hoping you notice me. But you're too busy living. — F.K. Preston

Life is an adventure! So live it up! — L.M. Preston

The Standard Pace is for chumps. — Timothy Ferriss

Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you. — Shannon L. Alder

Women in love are pathetic
and I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair. — Mie Hansson

Theology, philosophy, metaphysics, and quantum physics are merely ways for God to have his smart people believe in him — Jeremy Aldana

You play with your toys and your money and all your fine things, and you forget. You forget and that's why you're happy. — Anne Rice

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. — Myrna Ericksen

I am always in a state of Eunoia.

And I'm not in it just for the vowels. — Mark Bradford

humor is a spiritual journey to see the world in a unique, amusing way. — Ed Toolis

There are few sources of energy so powerful as a procrastinating college student. — Paul Graham

Find your school satyr and get his help. You need to make it to Camp Half-Blood right away. — Rick Riordan

These folks zigged when the rest of the world zagged. And once you cross the line, there's no coming back. Mark my words. — Jack Gantos

Don't focus on the pain in the world, focus on what will keep you sane in the world. — Art Hochberg

If your self-respect's for sale, don't complain when someone tries to bargain. — K.D. Harp

If we want less and less, we may in fact receive more and more of what we need. It may work like that. — Art Hochberg

Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind. — Paula Wall

We take a beautiful little boy and we put him in a diaper and we give him a lethal weapon and we say LOVE. Which makes absolutely no sense. — Mark Hart

Things look one way and then they look another way. — Art Hochberg

Painting working! — Elizabeth Gilbert

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

I love to read; I love to listen; I love to talk
in that order. — C.L. Gammon

I refuse to put God into a little box I can handle, for that would insult us both. — L.M. Fields

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. — Kurt Cobain

Karma is quite a resilient fellow. No matter what ... he'll come back time after time and bite you right back in your assets!
Timothy Pina — Timothy Pina

Limit your day to what you feel comfortable with doing - put the rest on the shelf - for further consideration down the line. — Art Hochberg

No one ever excused his way to success. — Dave Del Dotto

The little you have is the best
you need to survive
. — Victor Adeagbo

People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble. — Stephen King

Who is playing this part anyway? That's right, play it any way you want. That's the way to play it. — Art Hochberg

When I die I hope it may be said:
'Her suffering was black, but her books were read'. — Shannon L. Alder

If you don't do crazy things when you're twenty, then you do them when you're sixty and then, it looks pathetic. — Tionne Rogers