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For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.
— Lisa Logue
Life - with or without softener- is hard
— Kate Papas
The question isn't who will be with me in life, rather how will I create the ending I am proud of?
— Shannon L. Alder
God is even in a single parent household.
— Karen Salmansohn
I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you.
— Crystal Woods
Trust me, I've wanted to punch you in the face a time or five.
— Mariana Zapata
It is possible to compromise in certain areas when choosing a partner for life, but never on a cravat.
— Amanda Grange
In every relationship one must sacrifice to show thy love. Are you willing to make sacrifices for someone you love?
— Jonathan Anthony Burkett
That's where your definition of attachment comes in. I'm in a monogamous relationship with two people.
— Robert Downs
If all I have to do is remain awake to be considered romantic, than I can promise you a great deal of romance in our marriage.
— Sherry Thomas
I am girl overboard.But you do make drowning fun. — Casey Renee Kiser
Just two naked guys enjoying a manly hug in the middle of the apocalypse. - Cody Forester, Werewolf Apocalypse
— Roxanne Smolen
If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked.
— Gilles Deleuze
Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness!
— Jennifer Aniston
I had a dream about you last night. In this dream we were walking down the beautiful Japanese streets of Florida. Fukuoka is nice in the summer.
— Rodney Jenkins
In any perfect relationship men should remember it's a matter of direction; she takes what's right and you take what's left.
— Solitaire Parke
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
It's in a can. It's good forever.
— Renata Suerth
Honestly, you needn't think it's easy to be the "badly brought up" central figure of a hypocritical family in hiding.
— Anne Frank
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
You astound me, Ava. I've never met a girl who would order what you just did in front of a guy.""You mean lunch? — Nicole Gulla
In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die.
— Nazareth Bergeron
Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.
— Inez Kelley
In hindsight, I have no idea why he was ever with me. He thought highly of my breasts. And ... that's it, I think.
— Emma Forrest
Watch it, buster. There's only room for one sarcastic malcontent in this relationship.
— Christine Warren
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.
— Michael Summers
Trying to fall out of love is like trying to climb a mountain. Blindfolded, on crutches, naked in a hail storm.
— Louise Caiola
If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU!
— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman
