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The State is the Divine idea as it exists on Earth. — Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey. — Mark Twain

The fact that mammalian crying serves as a cue for maternal support, rather than as a dinner bell, is a major evolutionary difference. — Matthew D. Lieberman

Man is a clothed animal; almost. — Ahmed Mostafa

Mississippi gets more than their fair share back in federal money, but who the hell wants to live in Mississippi? — Charles Rangel

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' — Marc Maron

Hercule Poirot spread out his hands in his most foreign manner. — Agatha Christie

The United States is a safe harbor. — Robert Reich

The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy. — Raheel Farooq

So much pain. So many lives. Their darkness must end. — Adam Jensen

I think Dustin Hoffman's career I would love to emulate just because it's so diversified. — Michael Angarano

No wonder these people don't believe in evolution. It obviously hasn't worked in their favor. — Jeri Smith-Ready

I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby. — Criss Jami

Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? — Bill Watterson

The fear of getting close to someone in case they leave me — Giovanna Fletcher

This sounds an extraordinary statement to make, but in fact all truth is very ordinary. — Brian Perkins

The air is cold and dusk has descended. In the distance lightning flickers and a far away rumble of thunder awakens my thoughts and makes me remember. — Donna Lynn Hope

Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse. — James D. Carswell

Nobody's ever gonna accuse me of being a singer, but I can sing. — Alan Ruck

Sickness and disease will be a part of life of this planet until Jesus comes back. — Pat Robertson

A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys. — Jacob M. Appel

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. I still have things to learn. — Gunter Grass

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot. — Mira Grant

... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

As an anonymous wit is supposed to have put it: Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas which, given enough time, changes into people. — David Christian

All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings? — Harry Mulisch

Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw — Robert A. Heinlein

Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. — H.L. Mencken

A lizard fucks a crab and nine months later a turtle pops out. It's called evolution. — Anthony Marra

Just because I believe in evolution doesn't mean I have to approve of it — Kurt Vonnegut

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. — Steven Wright