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Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. — Will Rogers
She needed to come with an instructional manual. And one not written in Spanish. — Kelly Moran
Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores. — Kelly Moran
A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies! — Bill Maher
Should I slap a cowboy hat on you and call you Sissy? — Roni Loren
Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq) — Richard Kadrey
Saint Bo, a man christened with the miraculous ability to gentle horses, nervous women, and one year olds. — Becky Wade
Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you. — Patton Oswalt

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