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Humor Cowboy Quotes & Sayings

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Humor Cowboy Quotes By Will Rogers: Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. — Will Rogers

Humor Cowboy Quotes By Kelly Moran: She needed to come with an instructional manual.

She needed to come with an instructional manual. And one not written in Spanish. — Kelly Moran

Humor Cowboy Quotes By Kelly Moran: Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores.

Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores. — Kelly Moran

Humor Cowboy Quotes By Bill Maher: A new cologne is coming out. It's for

A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies! — Bill Maher

Humor Cowboy Quotes By Roni Loren: Should I slap a cowboy hat on you

Should I slap a cowboy hat on you and call you Sissy? — Roni Loren

Humor Cowboy Quotes By Richard Kadrey: Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer

Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq) — Richard Kadrey

Humor Cowboy Quotes By Becky Wade: Saint Bo, a man christened with the miraculous

Saint Bo, a man christened with the miraculous ability to gentle horses, nervous women, and one year olds. — Becky Wade

Humor Cowboy Quotes By Patton Oswalt: Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can

Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you. — Patton Oswalt