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I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. It's either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple
— Neil Simon
Privately he called them a couple of puffed-up, dressed-up, made-up, stuck-up, brainless parakeets.
— Shirley Hughes
Not only is he mentally challenged, all he has is a couple of scary fangs and absolutely no idea what kind of fire is in this furnace.
— Jayde Scott
There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.
— Bill Bailey
I'm not sure if there's one right place I'm supposed to be, he said, but I know a couple of wrong places I'd give a second try in a heartbeat.
— Brian Andreas
Watching the couple, she silently wishes she had just cleaned out her damn coffee pot.
— Solange Nicole
You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart.
— Lois Greiman
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
Allison's eyes dart between me and the knives. Yeah, lady, a couple of hours in jail and I've moved from destruction of property to sociopath.
— Katie McGarry
What else is life but a couple of pickles in a jar.
— Keri L. Sparks
Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.
— Shannon Jaeger
Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her.
— Honeya
Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George
I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.
— Andrew Sturm
Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.
— Michelle M. Pillow
For desert, maybe we can split a couple of crumbs.
— Nicholas Sparks
And onto the screen pops a couple of housewives who start having a poop fit when they see how clean their new dish soap got the dinner plates
— David James Duncan
Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire.
— Rachel Caine
Did you sleep well?"
"No, I made a couple of mistakes. — Steven Wright
"No, I made a couple of mistakes. — Steven Wright
He lost himself somewhere on the harmless side of lunacy, slightly south of innocuous but definetly north of demented.
— Tony Vigorito
I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket.
— Jim Butcher
But then it was over too quickly and they pulled away. She knew they couldn't stand there and kiss like a couple on the run in a thriller.
— Joss Ware