Humor Color Quotes
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Humor Color Quotes & Sayings
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The question: What color is my parachute?The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black. — Jesse Petersen
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror."Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. — Charlaine Harris
I have a black sense of humor. You try living my life, see what color yours turns.
— Karen Marie Moning
Today he wore a burnt-orange shirt, black pants, and a tie that looked like a street fight at the south end of the color wheel.
— Kathy Reichs
Color is powerful. It is almost physiologically impossible to be in a bad mood when you're wearing bright red pants.
— Jessi Arrington
I've been trying to figure that out since I met him. I've had more luck trying to smell the color nine.
— Jenny Allen
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
— Denis Leary
If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.
— Laura Schlessinger
Who is this man I'm supposed to interview, this man whose last name is the same as the color of my sweatpants? Is that a sign?
— Andrew Shaffer
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
— Jerry Seinfeld
... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.
— Sharon Green
Oh, come on! Nobody's favorite color is BROWN!
— Lee Blessing
My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband.-Penelope Featherington — Julia Quinn
We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
He stared at her. "How do chicks do that?" "We have uteruses- they give us magic color sense.
— Susan Andersen
The color of her eyes was mossy gold. It make me want to write crap poetry and hire a skywriter. Quinn Sullivan
— Penny Reid
Hrun the Barbarian, who was practilly an academic by Hub standards in that he could think without moving his lips.
— Terry Pratchett
History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.
— Paula Wall
What the hell are you doing with my underwear?" He kept his response flippant. "I don't have this color in my collection. — Miranda Liasson
I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto.
— E.L. James
My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said 'Rainbow'.... and I was punished to stand out of my class.
— Saket Assertive
Isn't it strange that I know you'd risk your life to save mine, but I don't even know what your favorite color is?
— Suzanne Collins
We are like chameleons, we take our hue and the color of our moral character, from those who are around us.
— John Locke
