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The question: What color is my parachute?
The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black. — Jesse Petersen

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. — Charlaine Harris

I have a black sense of humor. You try living my life, see what color yours turns. — Karen Marie Moning

I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality. — Darynda Jones

Today he wore a burnt-orange shirt, black pants, and a tie that looked like a street fight at the south end of the color wheel. — Kathy Reichs

Color is powerful. It is almost physiologically impossible to be in a bad mood when you're wearing bright red pants. — Jessi Arrington

I've been trying to figure that out since I met him. I've had more luck trying to smell the color nine. — Jenny Allen

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. — Denis Leary

If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race. — Laura Schlessinger

Who is this man I'm supposed to interview, this man whose last name is the same as the color of my sweatpants? Is that a sign? — Andrew Shaffer

Stand up and be counted, or sit your ass in the corner and color. — Lori Goodwin

And I've thought of a way to help you with the concept of color.
Close your eyes and be still, now. I'm going to give you a memory of a rainbow. — Lois Lowry

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. — Jerry Seinfeld

I can read in red.
I can read in blue.
I can read in pickle color too. — Dr. Seuss

... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously. — Sharon Green

Oh, come on! Nobody's favorite color is BROWN! — Lee Blessing

My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband.
-Penelope Featherington — Julia Quinn

We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

He stared at her. "How do chicks do that?" "We have uteruses- they give us magic color sense. — Susan Andersen

It was an unfortunate coincidence that despite the new television set's perfect rendition of color the first show that came on was all about zebras. — Anonymous

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray. — Alan Sherman

The color of her eyes was mossy gold. It make me want to write crap poetry and hire a skywriter. Quinn Sullivan — Penny Reid

Hrun the Barbarian, who was practilly an academic by Hub standards in that he could think without moving his lips. — Terry Pratchett

History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it. — Paula Wall

What the hell are you doing with my underwear?"
He kept his response flippant. "I don't have this color in my collection. — Miranda Liasson

I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto. — E.L. James

My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said 'Rainbow'.... and I was punished to stand out of my class. — Saket Assertive

Isn't it strange that I know you'd risk your life to save mine, but I don't even know what your favorite color is? — Suzanne Collins

We are like chameleons, we take our hue and the color of our moral character, from those who are around us. — John Locke

My first boyfriend was black as well, but that doesn't prove I'm color-blind, just that I like big butts. — David Sedaris