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Expect not praise without envy until you are dead.
— Charles Caleb Colton
You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice.
— John Green
I never finish a show without singing 'She's Gone.'
— John Oates
Being ill like this combines shock - this time I will die - with a pain and agony that are unfamiliar, that wrench me out of myself.
— Harold Brodkey
I decided then and there never to become someone who told jokes when explanations were impossible.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
Time is infinite, but we are not infinite in it.
— Daphne Guinness
That's what you get when you're stupid.
— Caleb Eversole
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two lefts do make a U-Turn
— Caleb Eversole
Yes, sir. But unless Caleb gets frisky with the stove, I'm not anticipating any problems. Nick
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Just eat some chex mix and have a glass of milk and you'll be fine.
— Caleb Eversole
You want him to walk?" Caleb demands. "Are you insane?""Did I shoot him in the leg?" I say. "No. He walks. Where do we go, Peter? — Veronica Roth
Mr Warty's face swelled up like a puffer fish - all his whiskers standing straight out like poison spikes.
— Ferguson Fartworthy
No one is so old that he does not think he could live another year.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
They say that if you're good at something, never do it for free. But who would pay me to make bad jokes?
— Caleb Eversole
I don't know anything!' Tim(Caleb) wailed.He'd never spoken a truer word in his life. — Anthony Horowitz
Courage is the most fundamental of all virtues.
— Max Anders
The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.
— Daniel Tosh
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
— Ambrose Bierce
