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True heroics must be carefully planned - and strenuously avoided. — Steven Brust

True love's okay but a series of false loves gives you more variety. — Trudy Cooper

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do? — Terry Pratchett

It's like they've forgotten everything important, isn't it? I mean, forgotten things like cats and dancing exist. — Katherine Rundell

They say the first thing to go when you're old is your legs or your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing to go is parallel parking. — Kurt Vonnegut

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. — Charlie Chaplin

To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and passionate lies. — Val Edward Simone

True evil is always petty and often incompetent. — Claire Chilton

What is love when it's not for dopamine? — Saurabh Sharma

There is something so INEVITABLE about seven-and-twenty; it is decidedly on the wrong side of the decade for a lady, particularly an unmarried one. — Stephanie Barron

Clockwork Vendetta is not steampunk; it is steamfun. I can't take myself so seriously as to write something truly punk in the true sense of the word. — Gabbo De La Parra

A man can't talk of true happiness if he has never known true love - the trusting, selfless and unconditional love that I took for granted. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I've heard myself say that I'm quite charming and not at all a bad sort of fellow, so you can be absolutely certain it's true. — Nicole Sager

The THE TABLOIDS are always going to be a war for POPULARITY in the CELEB world. — Meg Cabot

Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get. — Robert A. Heinlein

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. — Dorothy Parker

I could say how well he dances, but that isn't true, for he dances like that big friendly bear I saw last Christmas. — Winston Graham

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

They say that writers face the blank page. That's not true. It's more like 200 hundred blank pages! — R.S. Mellette

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends. — Scott Dikkers

True love can blossom in unexpected places. This is Jaden pretending not to notice. — Katie Klein

I'm Canadian, so I'm an expert at mundane fatalism. — MCM

In Genua, someone set out to make dreams come true. Remember some of your dreams? — Terry Pratchett

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

Guild doesn't like me."
"That's true."
"He doesn't like you, ether."
"That is mystifying. — Derek Landy

Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge
of oneself. — Alan W. Watts

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor. — Alan Moore

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami

Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others — Yana Toboso