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Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?
— Terry Pratchett
It's like they've forgotten everything important, isn't it? I mean, forgotten things like cats and dancing exist.
— Katherine Rundell
They say the first thing to go when you're old is your legs or your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing to go is parallel parking.
— Kurt Vonnegut
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
— Charlie Chaplin
To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and passionate lies.
— Val Edward Simone
True evil is always petty and often incompetent.
— Claire Chilton
What is love when it's not for dopamine?
— Saurabh Sharma
There is something so INEVITABLE about seven-and-twenty; it is decidedly on the wrong side of the decade for a lady, particularly an unmarried one.
— Stephanie Barron
Clockwork Vendetta is not steampunk; it is steamfun. I can't take myself so seriously as to write something truly punk in the true sense of the word.
— Gabbo De La Parra
A man can't talk of true happiness if he has never known true love - the trusting, selfless and unconditional love that I took for granted.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
I've heard myself say that I'm quite charming and not at all a bad sort of fellow, so you can be absolutely certain it's true.
— Nicole Sager
Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.
— Robert A. Heinlein
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
— Dorothy Parker
I could say how well he dances, but that isn't true, for he dances like that big friendly bear I saw last Christmas.
— Winston Graham
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
They say that writers face the blank page. That's not true. It's more like 200 hundred blank pages!
— R.S. Mellette
A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.
— Scott Dikkers
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
Guild doesn't like me.""That's true."
"He doesn't like you, ether."
"That is mystifying. — Derek Landy
Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor.
— Alan Moore
