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How Low am I, thou painted Maypole? Speak:How Low am I? I am not yet so Low
But that my Nails can reach unto thine Eyes — William Shakespeare
Mother could go for one year without food, but not one day without her lip sticks.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable.
— Mindy Greenstein
Yes, life is hard, but it's not a bad way to pass the time. When all is said and done, I recommend it.
— Nury Vittachi
I am a Christian, you know, Julia.'So am I. But I'm not above staying out of jail any way I can. — Ann B. Ross
Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?""Gentleman may still wear them, but I'm afraid the problem is that there aren't many left. — Camilla Isley
It's a long ride home with nothing but me for company. I bore myself sometimes. Not often. Just now and again.
— David Hewson
Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.
— Josh Billings
You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.
— Allen Klein
I sort of kind of said something a little like that but maybe not clearly enough to sound like that ... But it's what I meant.
— Mary Eva Swatek
Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to.
— Douglas Adams
Not only eating Lieutenant, but slobbering over the food as well. Clearly, he, she, or it has no manners.
— Douglas Preston
I'm not trying to put you down, but even if I did, you'd have nowhere to go.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.
— Andrea Hurst
Words Words Words!!It's not always what you say but how you say it — Bandile Matsenjwa
Sometimes I hated myself but not for long.
— Alan Bradley
At least if Iwas picking guys up in fits of drunken idiocy, they were not only handsome, but also even mildly clever. — C.E. Murphy
I am not the worst thing that can happen to you, but I will be the last. ~Caesar~ The Goodbye Man.
— A. Giannoccaro
She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great-but how to laugh through it.
— Liza Minnelli
THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me - not forever, but periodically.
— Janet Evanovich
She did not especially appreciate children either, but could be kind to them when they were silent.
— Gordon Dahlquist
A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella.
— David Nicholls
A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise.
— George Orwell
Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running
— Steve Aylett
I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.
— Emmanuelle Chriqui
The story she had told me was possible, but it was not believable.
— Giacomo Casanova
Breath, Myrnin said. I'm not much for it myself, but I hear it's quite good for humans.-Myrnin. — Rachel Caine
What a paradox it is, the sane causes more problems than the insane! It is! The real problems of the world do not come from the insane but, the sane!
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
Like a swan, she made no sound.
— Sabrina Jeffries
Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax.
— Bauvard
Which is him? The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.
— Mark Twain
It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals.
— Helen Fielding
I lowered the gun but didn't holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
— Darynda Jones
Finding Louisa in her drawing-room was like discovering a kitten in the cupboard--not necessarily unwelcome, but still startling.
— Steven Harper
One can have a wit, but not a witless
— Brandon Sanderson
We all know a fool when we see one - but not when we are one.
— Arnold H. Glasow
The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
— Mignon McLaughlin
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
You know Dahmer was a cannibal. You think he was a zombie?"Tom smirked. "I'm no expert, but not all cannibals are zombies. — H.D. Timmons
I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there.
— Jonathan Tropper
Aunt Agatha is like an elephant- not so much to look at, for in appearance she resembles more a well-bred vulture, but because she never forgets.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.
— Richard Kadrey
These days I am a teetotal, mean-spirited, right-wing, narrow-minded, conservative Christian bigot, but not a racist.
— Jane Russell
I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.
— Richelle Mead
Aren't the Amish against violence?Yes, but you see, I'm not very good at being Amish ... so remember what I say. — Kelly Long
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor.
— Alan Moore
Change is not a four letter word ... but often your reaction to it is!
— Jeffrey Gitomer
She had lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.
— George Bernard Shaw
I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.
— Mort Sahl
The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor.
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride.
— Cassandra Clare
Thin Burning Light GunIf the car found life, it could try to use this gun to learn about it, but the life might not be alive when it was done. — Randall Munroe
And not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian! She's just a really, really bad heterosexual.
— Carrie Fisher
I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.
— Crystal Woods
I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection.
— Jon Stewart
I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?
— Christy Gissendaner
1980's: not a time period but a state of mind.
— Carrie Vaughn
I actually wanted to drive a stake through your heart when you first came here, all silent and moody. But you're not so bad, after all.
— Christina Channelle
The question is not how to survive, but how to thrive with passion, compassion, humor and style.
— Maya Angelou
I'm going to make you feel so good," I swore to her, "that you're going to not just scream my name, but forget yours.
— Shay Savage
Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.
— Vijay Balakrishnan
Nicu: It's not fair! Everybody has fangs but me, and I can't even turn into a bat properly. Sometimes when I try I end up as a sparrow!
— Elias Zapple
I wish I was 18 again, not that I don't like the age I'm at right now, but at 18yrs old I knew everything!
— Michael Nuccio
The bad part is you freeze your balls off, but since you're not allowed to breed anyway, I don't suppose that matters.
— George R R Martin
This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget.
— Kathryn Stockett
