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If I had eyes in the back of my head, I would have told you you looked good as I walked away. — Jack Johnson

I was brought up with a whole bunch of cousins in the Wye Valley during the hippy days of the 1970s. — Saul David

Did god make man too perfect,
So that a piece has to be removed
through circumcision? — A.J. Beirens

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor

All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent — Tennessee Williams

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? — Woody Allen

Attraction is what happens between you. It's not universal. And it's not conventional. And thank God for that. — Rainbow Rowell

The sight of her made him understand why he'd lost his faith in God. — Sarah Langan

I' is your own Self, only this much is to be 'realized'! — Dada Bhagwan

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa. — Ricky Gervais

It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it? — Martin Amis

I'm a born-again atheist. — Gore Vidal

On the sixth day god created man,
on the seventh day man created god.
Now we are even. — A.J. Beirens

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. — Scott Dikkers

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. — Henny Youngman

I think I have better taste now than I did then. — Naomi Watts

So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying? — Jim Butcher

The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please. — M.J. McGuire

We change the world a little each day with our kindness. — Tom Giaquinto

You can't forgive your sin. Only God can. — Johnny Hunt

I went to Antarctica on a science research boat just to sort of clear my head. — Orlando Bloom

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens. — Ricky Gervais

It dawned on me then that I didn't understand anything half as well
as I thought I did. — Kyra Dune

Faith cannot be inherited or gained by being baptized into a Church. Faith is a matter between the individual and God. — Martin Luther

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God. — Voltaire

I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another. — George Gordon Byron

To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition. — Woody Allen

If I convert it's because it's better that a believer dies than that an atheist does. — Christopher Hitchens

The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts: those with brains, but no religion, and those with religion, but no brains. — Al-Ma'arri

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman. — George Everett Macdonald

I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned. — George Gordon Byron

I would like to work with Jack Nicholson, before it's too late. — Judi Dench

Religion + Good Works = Good Works
Solve for Religion. — Dan Barker

There's nothin' else I can do, but love you the best that I can. — Avril Lavigne

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends. — Scott Dikkers