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Humor And Love Quotes & Sayings

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Love can be just like hot peppers, exciting on the way in and agonizing on the way out. — Sorin Suciu

What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?"
"Gentleman may still wear them, but I'm afraid the problem is that there aren't many left. — Camilla Isley

Everything I love: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression. — Christopher Hitchens

My heart is so light, I think it might be made out of air. It might float up and escape through the gap between my front teeth. — Robin York

All fair in love and bonus round — David Charters

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Try me, and you start LOVING!! — Nikhil Anubhav Minz

I didn't like his tone. In fact I didn't like boys' tone when they knew they were hot and tried to be rude to girls because they knew they were hot. — Luella Christie

Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars. — Lois Greiman

Gotta love Walmart. Where else can you buy Fritos and bullets? — D.J. MacHale

they would love to learn from him. I have to do what's best for my dancers, and if having tat twat bag at my studio is twat is best, then I'll do it. — Toni Aleo

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde

How Giuliani is not Trump's running mate no one will ever understand. Theirs is the most passionate love story since Beavis and Butthead. — Matt Taibbi

The truth is, I feel myself being fascinated and repelled by her: She's both a mirror of myself and a door to part of this island that I'm not. — Maggie Stiefvater

With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. — Richelle Mead

It's easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child - at least till you try to get him to do something. — Mignon McLaughlin

I'm not trying to put you down, but even if I did, you'd have nowhere to go. — Aleksandra Ninkovic

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

Father said I have no sense of humor at all. He said I was unequipped to meet life because I have no sense of humor. — J.D. Salinger

I'm a country boy, I just want a woman to love and something to fix! — J. Dursky

Don't make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will. — H.M. Ward

To each his own, I supposed, and I had more important things, like my impending death, to worry about. — Sage Kafsky

If you were three times poor, I would still have paid attention to you and fell head over heels in love with you. — Olga Goa

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

Love make us poets, and the approach of death should make us philosophers. — George Santayana

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that. — Charlaine Harris

I find love is more of a bacterium than a virus unless you are comparing it to herpes. — Amanda Mosher

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running — Steve Aylett

On a wing and a prayer. (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost). — Benjamin R. Smith

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding — Elvis Costello

... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Children are lovable and adorable. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Sid and Nancy's relationship forever illustrates the worst part of being in love with anyone, which is that people in love can't be reasoned with. — Chuck Klosterman

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I'm not a size zero, I'll never be a size zero, and the number of fucks I give about that is zero. — Lauren Gallagher

I love Wal-mart! It's the only place in the world where I feel rich, beautiful and highly intelligent. — Angelina Assanti

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril. — David Sedaris

I fall asleep with the sound of her voice echoing in my head, and a feeling in my chest like someone is scooping my heart out with a spoon. — Melissa Keil

I love dark humor that crosses the line and makes you say, 'That's so wrong!' And that's 'Family Guy' to me. — Elena Satine

That's it ... I'm completely giving up on boys and concentrating on staying alive. — Samantha Young

A present is not the source of buying someone's love but its a source of showing how much u love and apriciate that particular person — Ralph Ramovha

The selfish and self-centered have a hard time being kind, even though you and I know that kindness is a source of relief to the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy. — Rick Riordan

Any boy who'd love a sailboat-patterned, swimsuited sausage who tames rabid foxes would be wonderful. And impossible. — Fanny Britt

Live life to the fullest, love deeply and laugh a lot. Be proud of what you see in the mirror and you will have no wrinkles! — Barbara Post-Askin

I could lose myself forever in that dark hair and those sweet love handles. — Vera Brosgol

Nora said: 'I love you, Nicky, because you smell nice and know such fascinating people. — Dashiell Hammett

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire

Papa loves you with a dying and infernal love," the youngest girl said.
"Undying," the eldest girl corrected. "And eternal. — Martine Leavitt

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself. — Steven Wright

Love, as wonderful and horrible as it is, has at its center a kind of pitiful humor. — Tim O'Brien

You should try to avoid using the words "should" and "try". — Swami Pranayomama

By no means was crazy unique to the South,but it sure did love to parade it around on the front porch, give it a drink and welcome the world to stare. — Robert Reeves

Where in the work of these people was love, the unmoving motor of all the stars, fixed point and vertex of the actions of men of real daring? — Daniel Saldana Paris

Time is money, and honey. — Doctor You

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

My handling of the situation with Jake proved that I was the same girl from eight years ago. I'd just gained a stone and lost my love for Shayne Ward. — Lynsey James

Stirred with passion, steamed with love, laced with humor and served with a smile. On the road. No sugar. No milk. Horn OK Please *Smack!!* — Kartik Iyengar

All men have their frailties; and whoever looks for a friend without imperfections, will never find what he seeks. — Cyrus The Great

You keep distracting me," I tell her.
"All I'm doing is sitting here talking to you!"
"Exactly," I say, and I smile at her.j — Jodi Picoult

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Oh confound that gray-and-scarlet suit!" Sophie said. "I refuse to believe that I was the one that got caught with it! — Diana Wynne Jones

We take a beautiful little boy and we put him in a diaper and we give him a lethal weapon and we say LOVE. Which makes absolutely no sense. — Mark Hart

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

There was a definite pull to him and in that moment I had to know why. — Nicole Gulla

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor. — J.D. Salinger

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

Let me tell you: the only way to get rid of dragons is to have one of your own. — Eugene Shvarts

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I will give you the sun and the rain, and if they are not available, I will give you a sun check and a rain check. — Elizabeth Gilbert

I keep dying and hoping you notice me. But you're too busy living. — F.K. Preston

Though I wondered what she ever made of my professed love for and intentions to marry Big Bird, the hottie of Sesame Street. — Wendy Delsol

Women in love are pathetic
and I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair. — Mie Hansson

Spirit communicates through love, warmth, compassion, and humor. Our Loved Ones are happy, healthy, and thrilled to connect with us once again. — Paul Stefaniak

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains. — Megan McDonald

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

In love? You're crazy, and even if you weren't, you're too young to get married. — Stacey Jay

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial. — Natalya Vorobyova

You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be. — Samantha Stroh Bailey

He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research. — Amanda Mosher

It was like we were two halves of an oyster shell, and when you put us together, it hid the gray gunk inside. — Alex Flinn

And you haven't got a 'pause' button, have you? You are just uncontrollable! — Olga Goa

I married my first husband for love, my second husband for adventure, and my third husband for laffs. — Carolyn V. Hamilton

Lowkey punchdrunk off this Sangria-sweet love and all it's prodigious trappings ... — Brandi L. Bates

I love to read (du) okay i love to read about alpha males and gods shadowhunter maze runner half bloods divergent a good romance — Gena Showalter

Nothing's really changed since then, except that now any children we have might be wizards themselves, and I'll be hopelessly outnumbered. — Eilis O'Neal

Do what you love and the zombies will follow. — Jesse Petersen

A man can't talk of true happiness if he has never known true love - the trusting, selfless and unconditional love that I took for granted. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If I could bottle kindness, I wonder if formaldehyde would preserve it. — Amanda Mosher

And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you. — Kurt Vonnegut

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It's dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it. — Alexandra Potter

I love libraries. Everybody there is serious and focused even if they are not absorbing or learning anything better — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Looks like Kelsey wins the award for early riser. And doesn't she look purtier than a pat of butter meltin' all over a stack of griddle cakes? — Colleen Houck

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. — Sacha Baron Cohen