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If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, I hope it lands on a philosophy professor. — Stephen Colbert

We, humans, have come up with so many superficialities that are completely unnecessary for our existence and happiness on earth. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

You know how to pray, don't you? Just put your hands together and hope. — Terry Pratchett

At this point, most people would have thrown themselves down on the ground and given up hope. And by most people, I mean me. — Rick Riordan

People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.' — Bill Bailey

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him. — Dick Van Dyke

We don't have any garlic bulbs, so I bring the cauliflower, and hope that any vampires I encounter will be of the myopic, easily duped variety. — Karen Russell

With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

When somebody you love dies, a phase of life's innocence dies with that person, and a part of you dies as well. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

A girl has to have a beautiful smile, Beautiful eyes and she should have a good sense of humor. She should be honest, loving and trustworthy. — Justin Bieber

Maybe there's hope for her after all. I'm upgrading her future potential to trophy wife and/or anchorwoman on the local news. — Chelsea M. Campbell

I made so many B pictures I began to get fan mail from hornets...and for me that was an improvement. — Bob Hope

Adoption is the most intentional process on Earth. — Jody Cantrell Dyer

I'm more interested in plot than theme, but I hope my values find their way into my stories: kindness, sympathy, effort, and humor! — Gail Carson Levine

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. — Ogden Nash

I'd prefer silence and random jokes about the passing billboards and scenery, but I know how he likes music. I just hope he doesn't start singing. — C.B. Cook

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. — Amanda Mosher

All that is required of you is an open mind and a little patience. — F.K. Preston

I hope you die ...
P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse. — Michael Ian Black

It was one thing to be fooled, and another thing to be taken for a fool all the time. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I see the beginning, I see the end. And in the middle I just hope I don't fall on my ass to much — Shehanne Moore

I hope there may be bogs and that John McKenzie may drown in them. — Susanna Clarke

The girl leaned forward and kissed Thomas on the cheek. You're sweet. I really hope we don't end up killing you, at least. — James Dashner

Hope your vagina and uterus get better. I miss them — Toni Aleo

So humor me for a minute, and look out your window. What did you see? — Hope Jahren

The narrow-minded find it convenient to create stereotypes, and then try to fit everybody, everything and every situation into those stereotypes. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Here's to another year and let's hope it's above ground. — Carol Shields

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. — Bill Cosby

Feelings, rationale and values are the top qualities that make a person exceedingly human. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Expose human ties for what they really are and you are most likely to find the worst forms of betrayal staring back at you. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing. — Rick Riordan

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open — Jim Norton

I keep dying and hoping you notice me. But you're too busy living. — F.K. Preston

I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.
'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated. — Melina Marchetta

A man can't talk of true happiness if he has never known true love - the trusting, selfless and unconditional love that I took for granted. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn't exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale. — Kelly Moran

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ... and he's in prison ... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat. — Bill Watterson

How can i hope to succeed when surrounded by flaccid imaginations and puny minds when my head.. My head is filled with NIETZCHE? — David Mazzucchelli

... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should. — Charles Dickens

I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy. — Bauvard

I hope you smile, laugh, and maybe even learn something that will help you along the way to happily-ever-after. — T.N. Carpenter

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated. — Jim Norton

Mrs. Chandler shouted after us, And I hope that was all-natural food coloring you put on my dog! — Lisa Lutz

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The selfish and self-centered have a hard time being kind, even though you and I know that kindness is a source of relief to the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Reyna looked at Percy without much hope. "You do have a plan?"
Percy wanted to step forward bravely and say, No, I don't! — Rick Riordan

I hate you. I hate you so much I hope you get a severe allergic reaction to chocolate and sex. — Eden Butler

Perhaps fate has a way of turning things around and making something good out of the action of someone who failed humanity without meaning to. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse') — Patton Oswalt

Love and hate when stretched to their extremes blind reasoning. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Seriously, who curses you with their dying breath and says, I hope your eye twitches! — Rick Riordan

Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is. — Jerry Coleman