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Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't. — Pete Seeger

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education. — Tallulah Bankhead

You show up at these meetings to stay sober and you walk out with a fucking education. — Lawrence Block

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. — Mark Twain

I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time. — Mary Ann Shaffer

Lack of education," old Mrs. Sharpe said thoughtfully, "is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive. They had no resources at all. — Josephine Tey

The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence. — Bauvard

Happy is the woman who can laugh at herself. She will never cease to be amused. — Charlene Vermeulen

That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education and nuclear physics, they are founded on an illusion. They bespeak order, but they end in tears. — Anthony Lane

He was afflicted with an education and a sense of humor. He was inspired by a purpose. He was armed with a phone book. He was doomed. — Alfred Bester

The Germans have a wonderful combination of pathos, energy, and humor. They are like Californians with an education. — Joan Juliet Buck

My profanity has a certain religious flavor that can only be learned through a lifetime of Catholic education. — Emma Chase

What a slacker. Just because daddy paid for his college education, he thinks he can avoid dying for his country."
Willie "Drafted — Rich Allan

Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me. — Flannery O'Connor

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? — Jerry Seinfeld

To fit the individual to live and to function in the institutional life of his day. — Max Braithwaite

Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better. — Bauvard

Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating. — Laurie Halse Anderson

All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little that I still know, I've guessed. — Nicolas Chamfort

I don't argue with fools; I educate. — Shannon L. Alder

Progress just means bad things happen faster. — Terry Pratchett

I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys
but the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly! — Richard Feynman

Jack Woodson is currently living and working in Dallas, TX. He has forty children, and all of them have different mothers. — John Pearson

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids. — Milton Jones

Who will ever kiss this encyclopedia of a head? — Elizabeth Gilbert

Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since. — Anne Elizabeth Moore

As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass. — Michael J. Fox

Education is the best gift my parent gave me. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion. — Bauvard

If you can read this, thank a teacher. — Anonymous

Try not to have a good time ... this is supposed to be educational. — Charles M. Schulz

George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown full-time education."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly. — J.K. Rowling

Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age. — Tracy Brogan

College is a different scene than it was ten years ago. It used to be all about sex and drugs. Now it's all about texting and fast food. — Aaron B. Powell

I used my history degree about twice a year whether I needed to or not. — Patricia Briggs

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building. — Charles M. Schulz

Who said to kill does not require gentleness? — Nawal El Saadawi

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps. — Peter Ustinov

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock

An empty skull is the vanitas symbol of modern education. — Bauvard

Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected. — Edward Griffith Begle

Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars. — Richard Halliburton

Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn? — Bauvard

Some men never recover from education. — Oliver St. John Gogarty