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With Mr. Montgomery, I set out to see what it would be like to write a novel in 30 days. It was hell! I'd do it again in a minute. — Nadlee Thims

Boy, are you fuckin' those worms again? — Edward Lee

Collin! What a gorgeous name. Then again his name could have been Cracker Jack and I would have thought it was just as wonderful. — Nicole Gulla

City's gripped in panic again,' I tell Harry. 'It must be a Tuesday,' he responds... — Jennifer Harlow

It's a long ride home with nothing but me for company. I bore myself sometimes. Not often. Just now and again. — David Hewson

I once generalized from a single data point, and I'll never do that again! — Carlos Bueno

It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again. — Eoin Colfer

Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead. — John Bellairs

Agres!" she hissed again even louder this time "WHAT!" Tria smiled "Oh good you are alive. — Charon Lloyd-Roberts

If I could do it all again, I would start three hundred years ago, and write twice as fast. — Peter James West

One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me. — Frank Tayell

But then again, they
were like baby Einsteins on crack. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

To Beverly Reingold, again and always, and this time to Abby Sider, too — Claudia Mills

So. Monday. We meet again.
We will never be friends - but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership. — Julio Alexi Genao

Do you answer a question directly?"
"Hard to say. Ah, there, I've done it again — Leigh Bardugo

Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos. — Maggie Stiefvater

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again. — Bill Watterson

You're like an oceanic Lassie." My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again. — Katherine McIntyre

Life lesson 2, Never tell a woman that those pants make her butt look big. — John Hankins

I'm a born-again atheist. — Gore Vidal

Every time I hear about somebody who wins a never-work-again sum in the lottery but keeps his or her day job I think, not a book person. — Amy Smith

Jack," said Charles, "he's making up words again."
"Yes," Jack replied, "but he's getting better at it, don't you think? — James A. Owen

Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either. — Chelsea Handler

Once again, I've been thwarted by the massive difference between my vision of the successful me and the me I'm currently stuck with. — Lauren Graham

Should Never,Ever have got involved with Men again. Had completely forgotten the nightmare of 'Why hasn't he called — Helen Fielding

Oh, I was so not a wilting flower. I'd let a man pick me up and carry me because I couldn't handle the price of using magic when I was dead. Again. — Devon Monk

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do. — Becca Fitzpatrick

When you're young it's easy to believe that such a opportunity will come again, maybe even a better one. — David Sedaris

Oh, gods. Not the flying!"
"I heard you mounted my sister well enough."
"I want you never to make that statement again. — G.A. Aiken

A good wife would have sorted him out and put him on the right road..." There comes that right road again. I wonder where it is? Imogen thought — Jean Stubbs

I don't like normal people they r bored. They do the same thing over and over again. — Nikhil Yadav

Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal. — Kiersten White

My whore of a brother has done it again." "Then, as always, orders me to clean up the mess." "I think I hate him." Poseidon to his brother, Zeus. — Yelle Hughes

Humans had spent thousands of years climbing out of caves and building technology so they could reach the moon and live in caves again. — John G. Hemry

I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again — Mark Twain

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens. — Ricky Gervais

But then, even with cuts, bruises and blood all over him, he looked like his jackass self again.
- Alex Gold — R.J. Morse, R.J. Brookes

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or do I need to walk past again? — Jane Seabrook

MacMillian groaned again, and sat up. "Clients?"
"Yeah. You know, people who'll give us money in exchange for work. — Laura Oliva

I grew up once, I decided never to do it again — Benny Bellamacina

Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again. — Christopher Moore

Is this the baby?" I said.
Ma turned on me again.
"What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders

Why do you have bungee cords back here?" she asked.
"I'm dating again. — Maurice Pirelli

They say a woman's loyalty only lasts as long as it takes her to hang up and dial again. — Kim Gatlin

I was hoping against hope he'd refill his Prozac so we could be in love again, but, sadly, that never happened. — Piper Faust

Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay. — Larissa Ione

I can tell you I've crunched the numbers time and time again; it is always more fun to have eight people with one beer than one man with eight beers. — Nick Offerman

Spirit communicates through love, warmth, compassion, and humor. Our Loved Ones are happy, healthy, and thrilled to connect with us once again. — Paul Stefaniak

So Elizabeth, dare we take the dance floor again in hopes of repeating that splendid performance given by Lydia? — Elizabeth Eulberg

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. — Joan Rivers

As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again. — Michelle M. Pillow

Again? Honestly, do you guys think she's hiding in Shakespeare's Sonnets?
- Tina Lewis — R.J. Morse, R.J. Brookes

You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again. — Steve Martin

Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit. — Daniel W. Drezner

Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again! — Diane Ackerman

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. — W.C. Fields

Sound filled the room, a crystal melody that could lift any human heart and turn away any devil.
It was "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake. — David Wong

Sir if I was your daughter I would wait until this train started again and throw myself in front of it! — Kirby Larson

I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto. — E.L. James

Yeah, Mel! If she shoves you again, smack her in the face!" bellowed Mika.
Kira glared at Mika.
"I mean, beat her in the race! — Katie Mattie

Darn kids! That's it, no dessert after dinner! And if you eat my flowers again it will be an early bed time! — K.M. Shea

The thought of Peter and John Ambrose McClaren in the same space together again is discomforting. Where would I even look? — Jenny Han

I must try this again, I thought; I must try again someday to sit still and not say a word. Maybe when I'm dead. — Nora Ephron

Me: I think we should have sex again.
Royce: Bad idea.
Me: Why?
Royce: I want more from you than sex.
Me: Goodbye, you prudish bastard. — Gena Showalter

A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella. — David Nicholls

You can't put something together again unless you've torn it apart first. — Steven Brust

I wish I was 18 again, not that I don't like the age I'm at right now, but at 18yrs old I knew everything! — Michael Nuccio

Try again, I've gotten much better at detecting your bullshit — Alexandra Bracken

Did you shoot me again sweetheart? — Adrienne Kress

I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else. — Mitch Hedberg

Why, so you can charm my panties off again? — Jill Shalvis

Remember how it felt yesterday? What you saw me do?" I snorted and grinned. "Man, do I ever. I remembered twice last night and again this morning. — Missy Welsh

[ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it across the eyes once with a lucky shot with the butt of my gun, but it got up again and shat in my telephone. — Warren Ellis

I must go down to the seas again
to find where I
buried the hatchet with Yesterday. — Janet Frame

And, beginning to grind his teeth again, Pyotr Petrovich admitted that he'd been a fool
but only to himself, of course. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Daddy", she said, "you've made a recipe again. — Neil Gaiman

Mercy is the mark of a great man! (stabs defeated opponent) I guess I'm just a good man. (stabs opponent again) Well ... I'm alright. — Jane Espenson

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that. -Aphrodite — P.C. Cast

I'm tired again, I've tried again, and now my heart is full.
And I just can't explain ... so I won't even try to. — Morrissey

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. — Peter De Vries

Life sucks, then you die. Then it sucks again. — Tonya Hurley

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. — Justin Halpern

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. — Narcotics Anonymous

Well, this was uncomfortable. We should do it again sometime in the never future. — Stacey O'Neale

if at first you don't wake up try, try again... — Jayce O'Neal

He clenched his small fist, bellowed his rage to the heavens, and resolved to never again recognize the authority of any man on earth. — Patricia Lockwood

I put my hand down below the table to check my zipper. You have to stand before a jury only once with your fly open and it will never happen again — Michael Connelly

Cumquats? I've had a few, but then again, tofu dementia. — Robert Leland Taylor

Sure, I was married..."once."
Which is why, even to this very day, "never again" continues to be my favorite number. — Scott Schafer

Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. — S.K. Logsdon

He's turned inside out, and is with the Sudanese to find out how to become right again. — Dave Eggers

That depends. Are you going to call me an ass again?"
"That depends. Are you going to act like one?" -Ashton and Maya — Kelley Armstrong

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson

How many great gems were lost to thought
and not put down to pen.
You can but think of just a few
and then they're lost again. — L.F.Young

Don't blame you, said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later. — Douglas Adams

I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally."
Sara laughed. "Again? — Jill Shalvis

Have I cheated death again? Hades must be allergic to me. — Amanda Bouchet

And now that I have been scammed once, I felt like it could not happen to me again. — Vann Chow

MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT. — Patricia Briggs