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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is.
— Amanda Peterson
Funny how well-rehearsed you can become at being who everyone thinks you should be.
— Stevie J. Cole
Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.
— Lauren Oliver
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Funny how you never forget the girls from school, huh?
— Dave Franklin
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
— Steven Wright
Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.
— Dean Koontz
I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.
— David Javerbaum
It's funny how easy it is to point out other peoples mistakes and make our own mistakes seem insignificant.
— Jack Kirby
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days..
— Billy Connolly
And what have you been up to? she asked.Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
It's funny how people can take up so much roomin your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
— Natasha Leggero
Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.
— Ernie J Zelinski
Funny, how quickly someone can stop calling you a miscreant and a rogue when they want your help,
— Brandon Sanderson
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
— Mignon McLaughlin
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
— Tom Bodett
It's funny how despair can soon become an old companion
— Jacqueline Carey
It's funny how we like labels. If I ever have a bookstore, I'm not going to put any labels on the sections.
— Audrey Niffenegger
It was funny how the monumental shit in your life tends to happen in slow-motion and at warp speed at the same time.
— N.R. Walker
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'
— Ricky Gervais
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
— Henny Youngman
A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it.
— M.F. Moonzajer
How art thou out of breath when thou hast breathTo say to me that thou art out of breath? — William Shakespeare
How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
Funny how the love be fake ... but I ain't stressin'.Thankful for the love that's genuine ... appreciate the blessin'. — Busta Rhymes
Funny how the darkness smelled the same everywhere. She could have been anywhere in the universe, anywhere at all.
— Anne Corlett
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.
— John Green
Funny how all things people don't understand seem to be 'cursed'.
— Nnedi Okorafor
Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
— Jerry Coleman
It's funny how many ways there are to hurt people. As many ways to hurt as there are species of flower. Whole bouquets of hurt.
— Joshua Gaylord
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I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about how important I think voices are, so it was funny.
— Lake Bell
It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart.
— Jennifer Finney Boylan
Funny how growing up can change your opinion of being afraid of the dark and afraid of the bills.
— Amelia Hutchins
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
— Steven Wright
It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose.""How bad of an idea?"
"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
It's funny about imagination, how it
— Ivan Doig
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos?
— Lionel Suggs
How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
— George Burns
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
she was enveloped by a wave of calm. Funny how just seeing the giant logo of an apple with a bite out of it did that to her.
— Michelle Gagnon
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
It's funny how things work out sometimes.
— Anthony Horowitz
Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans.
— Karina Halle
Funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story
— Sarah Dessen
We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.
— Neil Patrick Harris
Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts.
— J.K. Rowling
It's funny how beauty rides the back of pain .
— Patricia Harman
There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.
— Vanessa Bayer
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.
— Ari Graynor
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
— Frank Carson
Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel
Funny how God offers you everything you've asked for, only to force you to turn it away.
— Sunjeev Sahota
Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth
No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.
— Ivan Stoikov
Did he teach you how to bore you opponents to sleep? Because I think I missed that lesson - Allie
— Julie Kagawa
I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.
— Frankie Boyle
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
Funny, isn't it, how quickly the future becomes the past.
— Lauren Oliver
So, how did you all meet?
— Donna Air
This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream.
— Raneem Kayyali
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.
— Cassandra Clare
It's funny how the closer you get to God, the more you realize how far you are from Him.
— Mark Hart
Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed— Rachel Hawkins
How funny are dogs?
— John Marsden
It is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny.
— Margaret Deland
You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds handprints beautifully.Oh, well, how nice for me. — Cherise Sinclair
Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon.
— T.D. Jakes
How very wet this water is.
— L. Frank Baum
Yes she met with a slight accident involving a stake." Ash said "funny how that happens sometimes ...
— L.J.Smith
