Hospital Humor Quotes: top 7 famous quotes about Hospital Humor

Hospital Humor Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Hospital Humor quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Hospital Humor Quotes By Nicole Williams: At least you died and went to heaven

At least you died and went to heaven — Nicole Williams

Hospital Humor Quotes By Earl Mac Rauch: Overhead announcement at psychiatric hospital: Lithium is no

Overhead announcement at psychiatric hospital: Lithium is no longer available on credit. — Earl Mac Rauch

Hospital Humor Quotes By Steven Wright: I just got out of the hospital. I

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room. — Steven Wright

Hospital Humor Quotes By Jenny Lawson: Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat

Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas. — Jenny Lawson

Hospital Humor Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: Doctor just told me I can't have kids.

Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital. — Anthony Jeselnik

Hospital Humor Quotes By Chris Colfer: Thank you for your enthusiasm. Earlier today I

Thank you for your enthusiasm. Earlier today I told another student I was getting new encyclopedias - he asked me how long I'd be in the hospital! — Chris Colfer

Hospital Humor Quotes By Lisa Scottoline: How do you tell the psychiatrists from the

How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?
The patients get better and leave. — Lisa Scottoline