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At least you died and went to heaven — Nicole Williams
Overhead announcement at psychiatric hospital: Lithium is no longer available on credit. — Earl Mac Rauch
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room. — Steven Wright
Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas. — Jenny Lawson
Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital. — Anthony Jeselnik
Thank you for your enthusiasm. Earlier today I told another student I was getting new encyclopedias - he asked me how long I'd be in the hospital! — Chris Colfer
How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?
The patients get better and leave. — Lisa Scottoline

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