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Hookers have to deliver on their promise ... unlike politicians. — Marty Feldman

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness. — Burt Reynolds

Nobody spoiled for a fight like a group of Downside hookers around the corpse of one of their own. — Stacia Kane

Amos will be murdered by space hookers, but at least he'll die the way he lived. — James S.A. Corey

Hookers don't like to snuggle. — Zach Galifianakis

My songs are my hookers. I can't worry about how they are going to be treated; they just need to bring home the bacon. — Ester Dean

There'd better be a support group for hockey hookers. I'm — Helena Hunting

It's like a mini Bourbon Street with less culture and more disgusting hookers. — Tucker Max

I look like a hooker."
"A slut," I corrected. "Hookers have pastier complexions."
"The voice of experience, I'm sure. — Martyn V. Halm

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers. — Bill Maher

Hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions. — David Letterman

My friends in prison were mostly women more like myself: not historical figures who I did not relate to as peers, but hookers and addicts. — Patricia McConnell

A valet pulled up in a sleek-lined sports car painted that particular shade of red peculiar to expensive vehicles and hookers' lipstick. — Seanan McGuire

Isn't it strange
when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan

She was speaking in tongues?"
"What da f**k else she gonna speak with?" Veda rolled her eyes. I saw no reason to explai, so I let her go on. — Sierra Dean

If you were chopping up hookers or eating runaways, you'd try to look normal. — Gillian Flynn

The only difference between Las Vegas and Washington, D.C. is that at least Vegas has the decency to admit the town is full of hookers and crooks. — Glenn Beck

I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay. — Janet Evanovich

Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them. — Bernie Ecclestone

What do hookers do on their nights off, type? — Elayne Boosler

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role. — Andy Borowitz

I'm like a monk with a taste for hookers. — Moby

Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life. — Dave Attell

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that. — Murray Mexted

We got hookers with heaters that'll stray pop and put more shells in your top than Adidas. — Kool G Rap

So where were you?"
"Oh, hookers, blow, the usual."
"Why do I even love you? — Michelle Hodkin

One time we saw some hookers but when we got closer we realized it was Motley Crue. — James Hetfield

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night. — Doug Stanhope

That's what hookers get...
... — Deyth Banger

We're all hookers in one way or another. — Kelly Cutrone

Hookers and governments they are both whores. Hookers sell their own body and governments, the poor people's. — M.F. Moonzajer

The door swung open and three pint-sized...hookers...stared up at him, their glitter-glossed smiles slowly disappearing from their over painted faces. — Samanthe Beck

I'm so pucked. There'd better be a support group for hockey hookers. — Helena Hunting

Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID. — David Letterman

I know shit about sex that would make hookers blush, but I haven't had a lot of it that was memorable." His — Kit Rocha

Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head. — Christopher Titus

Q: What do peanut butter and hookers have in common? A: Both spread for bread. — Evelyn Beilenson

[When asked how he's keeping his 12-year marriage to wife Jill fresh] Hookers, drugs. We're playing the field right now. — Harry Connick Jr.

Time and tide and hookers wait for no man. — Rodney Dangerfield

Hookers do tricks, magicians make magic. — Dick Christian

Whereupon, at the tender age of thirteen, I set upon the path of playing nothing but hookers. — Ida Lupino