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Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I highly doubted that was the case. — Holly Hood

The moonlight caught the glint of his lip ring, which he was now fondling with the tip of his tongue as he stared down at me. It was a bit awkward. — Holly Hood

If you live to fail, then you fail to live. — Muhammad "Mice" Misrad

Are you coming back to campus or you sticking around here with the prick? — Holly Hood

Nona needs a very dry martini. — Holly Hood

Ideas are like wandering sons. They show up when you least expect them. — Bernard Williams

An ostrich egg is bigger than its brain. — Jill Shalvis

It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even. — Holly Hood

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father. — Holly Hood

If you want to see something funny, it's a tough hood sticking his tongue out at his big brother. — S.E. Hinton

I overheard Nona talking about my little buds and how she remembered back when she was developing into a woman, and that was enough for me. — Holly Hood

It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's man. — Holly Hood

It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog. — Holly Hood

We tend to get a little information before we off people. It's not a play by ear sort of deal. — Holly Hood

How come I never meet any nice girls? — Dante Alighieri

Jesse is a good guy, although I don't understand the infatuation with the spandex he is always running around in. — Holly Hood

You know, Hope is also rather interesting, there's just not two of her, Dad teased Nona — Holly Hood

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner. — Colette

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

It's not the appearance, it's the essence. It's not the money, it's the education. It's not the clothes, it's the class. — Coco Chanel

If it is cheap enough, we don't care what it is. — Peter Cundill

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood. — Henny Youngman

Man, Grandma, what big hair you have."
"The better to style with, my dear. — Neal Shusterman

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself. — Bob Saget