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Honest Humor Quotes & Sayings

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To be honest, your crap fascinates me. Having you here is like visiting a foreign land. — Samanthe Beck

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest. — Craig Benzine

Monday isn't that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it. — Day

If I were to be honest, I'm probably fifty percent bagel. Okay, fine, sixty percent. — Christy Hall

She's a poker player's wet dream. Sorry, sweetheart, you can't bluff for anything. — Katherine McIntyre

Things I had come to find humor in would make your honest man swoon. — Patrick DeWitt

If we're being honest, then, yeah, it's going to suck donkey ass. But we'll get to the other side, and we'll be together. — Eli Easton

Honest change? Honest? Has someone altered the definition of the word while my back was turned, or have you recently developed a sense of humor? — Ellen Kushner

Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist. — Laurie Notaro

A girl has to have a beautiful smile, Beautiful eyes and she should have a good sense of humor. She should be honest, loving and trustworthy. — Justin Bieber

As far as I know, I'm the most honest person I've met in this life. — Pat R

Some honest people think it is better to know the ways of the devil without being evil. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. — Redman

(aside) Oh, you are well tuned now,
But I'll set down the pegs that make this music,
As honest as I am. — William Shakespeare

He looked okay. No, to be honest. He looked a lot better than okay. He looked ... fine. Fine, as in get the Chiffons over here to sing a chorus. — Josh Lanyon

I'm a writer. I'm a Christian. I like sex. But I haven't had it. I believe in waiting until marriage. But that doesn't mean I want my characters to. — Michelle N. Onuorah

If I were being honest with myself, he lit a blaze, not just a blush, but that's too much reality for me to admit. — S.L. Scott

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

There were a few things scarier than a bipolar vampire off his meds, but to be honest, not that many. — Rachel Caine

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?
CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.
CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets. — William Shakespeare

An honest politician is an oxymoron. — Mark Twain

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. — Rodney Dangerfield

I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor. — Mort Sahl

Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman. — Joseph Heller

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything. — Chuck Klosterman

I love you like my own sister. Which is why I won't hesitate to tell you that I don't believe it. — Emma Bull

Magic is the only honest profession. A magician promises to deceive you and he does. — Karl Germain

Perhaps I'll start calling myself The Invisible Queen. Sometimes just having a title helps. — J.C. Carleson

Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it. — Robert Orben

They say that writers face the blank page. That's not true. It's more like 200 hundred blank pages! — R.S. Mellette

Master: When a human being asks 'WHO AM I?', the honest answer is eternal silence.
Disciple: Do we make noise to feel that silence, Master? — Saurabh Sharma