Homer Funny Quotes: top 18 famous quotes about Homer Funny

Homer Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow — Homer

Sometimes I think the fear of dying is really a fear that you're not living the life you want. — Dashka Slater

It was my love for the guitar that first got me into music and singing. — Ed Sheeran

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God. — Homer

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. — Homer

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

The gardener's rule applies to youth and age: When young 'sow wild oats'; but when old, grow sage. — Henry James Byron

The strong must protect the sweet. — Homer

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500. — Jerry Coleman

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

Breathing can and should bring you into a ready-to-act condition instantly. — Vladimir Vasiliev

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. — Homer

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. — Homer