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Homemaker Funny Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: Nope. That's my line. This is my boyfriend's

Nope. That's my line. This is my boyfriend's house, which makes that my line, exclusively. Where is he? — Becca Fitzpatrick

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Gloria Steinem: Statistically speaking, home is an even more dangerous

Statistically speaking, home is an even more dangerous place for women than the road. — Gloria Steinem

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Dick Francis: But one discarded dreams and got dressed, and

But one discarded dreams and got dressed, and made what one could of the day. — Dick Francis

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Steve McHugh: Hera had no option but to agree to

Hera had no option but to agree to the terms. Everyone left happy. Well, not Hera, but I didn't give a shit how happy she was. — Steve McHugh

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Brundage: Things didn't really go away. You just learned

Things didn't really go away. You just learned to push them deeper. — Elizabeth Brundage

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Havelock Ellis: There has never been any country at every

There has never been any country at every moment so virtuous and so wise that it has not sometimes needed to be saved from itself. — Havelock Ellis

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Gilbert Morris: Your success as a writer will probably not

Your success as a writer will probably not depend on how well you write so much as in how you handle rejections. — Gilbert Morris

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Mark Fidrych: Sometimes I get lazy and let the dishes

Sometimes I get lazy and let the dishes stack up. But they don't stack too high. I've only got four dishes. — Mark Fidrych

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Anonymous: No doctor knows everything. There's a reason why

No doctor knows everything. There's a reason why it's called "practising" medicine. — Anonymous

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Jack Kilby: I think it's doing very well. I'm pleased

I think it's doing very well. I'm pleased to see the concentration on semiconductors. I think this will help. — Jack Kilby

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Jim Barksdale: If we have data, let's look at data.

If we have data, let's look at data. If all we have are opinions, let's go with mine. — Jim Barksdale

Homemaker Funny Quotes By William Golding: Bollocks to the rules!

Bollocks to the rules! — William Golding

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: Never attribute to malice what can be adequately

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. — Mark Twain

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Felice Stevens: Sometimes it takes a kick in the ass

Sometimes it takes a kick in the ass to show us what really is important in life, doesn't it? — Felice Stevens

Homemaker Funny Quotes By Rush Limbaugh: There is no news media. There's simply a

There is no news media. There's simply a bunch of people on television and in newspapers who are ranking members of the Democrat Party. — Rush Limbaugh