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It was the calm before the storm, and holy crap, my bones knew it was going to be the storm of my life. — Tijan

I think I just became psychic," he said. "Holy crap. — Rachel Caine

For crap's sake: the holy-grail scene of the world's most ridiculous, implausible ship, and I was holding my breath with the rest of the room. — J.C. Lillis

Holy crap, this is Dynasty except British with a better wardrobe and set in the early 1900s, I whispered to the TV. — Kristen Ashley

Holy crap," Mindy whispered.
"Jesus Christ," Brody muttered.
"Oh my God," I breathed.
"What the fuck?" Max clipped. — Kristen Ashley

Say who with the what now? Well, Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Holy Crap. Just what the hell have I been yammering on about? — Qwen Salsbury

Holy crap!" he said. "That's a big dog." "Yes," said Baba. "But a small dragon. — Deborah Blake

Stiffenex! Holy Crap! — Terri Weeding

Palate properly whetted, I spelunked for her clitoris, tasting Bourgogne Rouge and Maya's body. — Rex Pickett

Oh my God. I didn't. I couldn't have. No. no, no. Holy Crap, I did. I just shot Jason Pierce in the chest with a taser. — Ashley Stoyanoff

Scaoileadh Me ...
'Release me.' That was what he said. No doubt about it. It was in Gaelic, but that was what the voice said.
Holy. Crap. — Sara Humphreys

Holy crap, were they part anteater? — Tymber Dalton

Holy Crap, Kaitriana you are one wicked Witch. — Heather Fleener

But hey, at least we'll have this strange story to tell, love and death and blood and daddy-issues. And holy crap, I'm a psychiatrist's wet dream. — Kendare Blake

Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, holy crap, do I love this. — John Corwin

Holy crap. It's Juliet! — Brett Wright

Rehearsals and practice times by myself are like these little islands of 'Okay' in a vast sea of 'Holy Crap! — Jordan Sonnenblick

Holy crap! Your story was so long I forgot the beginning! - Ichigo Kurosaki — Tite Kubo

Holy crap! Was there a demon inside this guy? — Rebekkah Ford

Holy furry crap balls! He's gorgeous! — M. Leighton

Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone," I commented to Ryan.
"Or just one with a boner. — Stacey Marie Brown

Holy Crap,' Carolli said. 'You shot Jesus. That's gonna take a lot of Hail Marys. — Janet Evanovich

Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis? — Lexi Blake

Holy crap. I just slept with St. Clair. — Stephanie Perkins

How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you dying or something? Is that why you're going on
a retreat and eating only lettuce? — Maisey Yates

Holy crap, I'm scared."
"Holy crap, you're human. You should be scared. — James Dashner

Jason: Holy crap, is that a bathtub at the foot of your bed? That's awesome! Can I join?
Julia: Hilarious. — Lauren Morrill

Holy crap. How fast does a person get sent to hell for checking out a priest? — Amy Lamont

Holy freaking crap. A suicide bomber just detonated a bomb in my brain, — Megan Thomason

Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way. — Jennifer Harrison

Holy crap and damn. Now they both hated me. At least Cookie still liked me. "I hate you," Cookie said as she checked her phone. "Just so you know. — Darynda Jones

The "Holy-crap-that's-a-lot-of-pink" zone would have been a more accurate description. — Rachel Hawkins

Holy crap on a cracker. — Cameo Renae

Holy baloney motherfucking crap. — C.M. Stunich

I'm not into werewolves, but holy crap is he a hottie. Totally gorgeous and built like a tank. I bet he's got one down to his
— Sara Humphreys

Holy crap. I wondered if God knew what was happening. Did he even care? — Cameo Renae