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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
— Candice Bergen
I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny.
— Melonie Diaz
Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.
— Natasha Leggero
It's funny because Hollywood is such a small place that everyone really is less than 6 degrees of separation.
— Kevin Connolly
The eternal ambiguity of human motives and memory.
— Ben Brantley
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[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.
— Ilana Glazer
I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must be a vent.
— Henry Ward Beecher
Creationism, perhaps the most pernicious of the intellectual perversions now afflicting the American public.
— Arthur C. Clarke
It's just ... It's just, if I didn't see these windows until today, what else did I miss?
— Ray Bradbury
Waiting around to be saved is like waiting to die and I have done more of both than anyone else in the room.
— Courtney Summers
We are part of the earth and it is part of us ... What befalls the earth befalls all the sons of the earth.
— Chief Seattle
Hollywood's just not funny.
— Chris Rock
Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.
— Jonas Eriksson
All broken relationships can be traced back to broken agreements
— Stephen Covey
When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that.
— Cedric The Entertainer
Is my strike zone bigger than others? Yeah. It might be bigger than others, but I don't have a problem with it.
— Kurt Busch
Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer.
— Michael Houbrick
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
Today you, my dear Felicia, look incredibly delightful, and I assure you, I'm not trying to humor you in the least.
— Jen Turano
Teenagers are fast. They're like cockroaches that way.
— Stephen King