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Religion disapproves of original thought the way Dracula does sunlight. — Pat Condell

My conscience does not permit me to run for the presidency or any other official position unless it is within a democratic framework. — Mohamed ElBaradei

When I pick up the guitar, it's a melody, and that's what drives the lyrics. It's bits and pieces of truth, but it is storytelling. — Ray Lamontagne

A metaphor is like a simile. — Steven Wright

I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts. — Daniel Tosh

Life isn't just about the duration you spend, but by the donation of impact you can pass out before you eventually pass-out — Seyi Ayoola

The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin. — Gary Player