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Hilarious New Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light';

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters. — Jerry Seinfeld

Hilarious New Quotes By Adam Levine: Shakira is a new friend, but I love

Shakira is a new friend, but I love her dearly already. She's so sweet and adorable and hilarious. — Adam Levine

Hilarious New Quotes By Natsuki Takaya: We have just witnessed a classic example of

We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass. — Natsuki Takaya

Hilarious New Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver: Come to think of it, just about every

Come to think of it, just about every tool was shaped like either a weenie or a pistol, depending on your point of view. — Barbara Kingsolver

Hilarious New Quotes By Richard Blanco: Good art and a good life answers questions.

Good art and a good life answers questions. Great art and a great life asks questions. — Richard Blanco

Hilarious New Quotes By Junot Diaz: I'm just this Dominican kid from New Jersey.

I'm just this Dominican kid from New Jersey. — Junot Diaz

Hilarious New Quotes By Melissa Wright: I struggled to hold her. It was not

I struggled to hold her. It was not unlike holding a cat. Some wild, ninja, cat. — Melissa Wright

Hilarious New Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Reading Ellen's hilarious new book. Thirsty for tequila.

Reading Ellen's hilarious new book. Thirsty for tequila. — Ellen DeGeneres

Hilarious New Quotes By Simon Cowell: I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying

I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language. — Simon Cowell

Hilarious New Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Clary made fun of him about his new

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious. — Cassandra Clare

Hilarious New Quotes By Jeru The Damaja: Leave your 9's at home and bring ya

Leave your 9's at home and bring ya skillz to the battle. — Jeru The Damaja