Hilarious Me Quotes: top 36 famous quotes about Hilarious Me

Hilarious Me Quotes & Sayings

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Its just I fell into a bunch of movies that kind of fit in my life. It made sense to do them in the 80s. Folks who know me think its hilarious. — Rick Moranis

Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars. — Derek Landy

Don't threaten me with a good time. — Michael Anthony

One of the saddest sights to me has always been a human at a keyboard doing something by hand that could be automated. It's sad but hilarious. — Boris Beizer

I think it's hilarious when middle-aged white men try to take themselves seriously. It makes me laugh. — Chris Bauer

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen — Olivia Cunning

All the photographers were trying to just get me off, which was hilarious. But it was very, very amusing. — Bella Heathcote

Besides all that, she's hilarious and warm and knows when I need a hug, and just how long the hug needs to be for me to not feel like crying anymore. — Tyler Oakley

Roz to Amelia (the house ghost): How considerate of you, after trying to kill me, to see that I don't catch a cold. — Nora Roberts

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. — Zach Galifianakis

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me? — John Kennedy Toole

I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants. — Evanescence

It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert. — Adam Mansbach

I love Queen. Not all of it. Some of it, I can't get into. But "Don't Stop Me Now" is a pretty hilarious song. It's a good pick-me-up in the car. — Charlie Day

Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

While I'm trying to be a villain, Tyler Posey's just making me break character all the time. It's hilarious. — Colton Haynes

People all over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader. — Steven Seagal

Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE — CM Punk

I was a huge fan of 'Arrested Development,' and there's just something it tickles in me and it's bright and it's hilarious. — Keri Russell

Smart, sharp, and hilarious, Slaughterhouse 90210 is the perfect pick-me-up and never-put-me-down book. — Jami Attenberg

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. — Bob Thaves

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me. — Jessica Simpson

I find it hilarious that whenever I light up, Americans look at me like I'm going to urinate on their children. — Michelle Hodkin

It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time. — P.G. Wodehouse

I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar. — Joan Rivers

Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance. — Ransom Riggs

Daddy was hilarious. He could take the most mundane event and tell it so that we all on the floor laughing. He trained me in the joys of humor. — Karen DeCrow

All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years. — Sarah Palin

Is it just me or do they put the MORON in OXYMORON? — Melissa Cutler

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. — Zach Galifianakis

Wise Child: Why don't you beat me then?
Juniper: I can't be bothered. — Monica Furlong

I have to go. Boss has
this weird idea that I should actually work while he's paying
me. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

People will send me tweets or texts, 'Yo, I'm at Red Lobster now and they're playing Mayer Hawthorne,' more of that kind of stuff, which is hilarious. — Mayer Hawthorne

What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious. — Casey Wilson