Hilarious Friends Quotes

I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends. — Pete Sampras

That is impossible, — Hans Christian Andersen

The cast of 'Parks & Rec' is just a group of unbelievably nice, humble, down to earth, hilarious friends. — Rob Lowe

I think I'll go to yoga to clear this negative energy before today's orgy scene. I wanna go in with a positive attitude. November — Asa Akira

I believe that all blogs should have at least one set of rhyming words. Just because. Does. Fuzz. Was. — Jon Scieszka

Before researchers become researches they should become philosophers. — Masanobu Fukuoka

When the right one comes along, you figure it out. You move mountains, you change your life and you do whatever it takes to keep them with you. — Jay Crownover

Shakira is a new friend, but I love her dearly already. She's so sweet and adorable and hilarious. — Adam Levine

Universe is synergetic. Life is synergetic. — R. Buckminster Fuller

I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious. — Issa Rae

Flowers are as common in the country as people are in London. — Oscar Wilde

[Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"
[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. — Dakota Cassidy

Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny? — Derek Landy

Communism...muat of necessity be a saddening process for anyone who has ever tasted the intellectual pleasures of the world we live in. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I could never rule out my own inability to focus on things that didn't interest me. — Meghan Ciana Doidge