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In the end,
The treasure of life is missed by those who hold on
and gained by those who let go. — Lao-Tzu

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. — Kevin Hart

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. — Ryan Stiles

We learn the magical lesson that making the most of what we have turns it into more. — Melody Beattie

I will admit to fucking a zucchini when I was in high school. For years I thought I was a vegesexual. — Daryl Gregory

I'm not a sun person. — Laura Prepon

I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint. — D.A. Paul

There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school. — Mike Birbiglia

I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball. — Matthew Modine

Opera is one of the most important art forms. It should be listened to and appreciated by everyone. — Luciano Pavarotti

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors. — Tina Fey

This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions. — G.G. Silverman

Music is so easy to explain, yet so inexplicable, as it reproduces all the emotions of our inner being without reality, remote from pain. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. — Elizabeth Eulberg

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. — Jaclyn Moriarty

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan

I had died and woken up in High School Musical — Jamie McGuire

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop. — Rodney Dangerfield

I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society. — G.G. Silverman

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. — Will Ferrell

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger

Because Jesus Christ is a man, He feels what we feel. Because He is God, He can do something about it. — Tony Evans

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing. — Zach Galifianakis