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He'd been ten years old when he'd last begged someone for something, and he'd promised himself he'd never do it again, but this was too important. — Christine Feehan

So Shakespeare stole; but he did wonderful things with his plunder. He's like somebody who nicks your old socks and then darns them. — Mark Forsyth

On her son Rene: Oh my God, when he's 20 years old what's going to happen to me? I'm gonna marry him. — Celine Dion

Until he is forty, a man is too young to marry; and after he is forty, he is too old. — Molly Elliot Seawell

You go to him for advice? He's only what? Five years old? I swear I own older sweaters. (Tory) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

He remembers what I forget and I remember what he forgets. It's too late for either of us to make another old friend. — Abigail Thomas

What's going on?" he demanded.
"The usual, old man," I replied cheerily. "Danger, insane plans ... you know, the stuff that runs in our family. — Richelle Mead

Aah, man. Forty-one was far too fucking old for love at first sight.
He might as well throw himself at her feet and be done with it. — Kylie Scott

It's maddening; he's like an obnoxious seven-year-old that someone has installed at the helm of a vast international conspiracy. — Ben H. Winters

A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. — Allan Pease

Sam's just dealing with some issues. He recently came to the realization that he's a twenty-year-old virgin prude. — T.J. Klune

By the time an actor knows how to act any sort of part he is often too old to act any but a few. — W. Somerset Maugham

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate. — Jason Alexander

Jack watched him drive away. He shook his head. The old woman might be weird, maybe even crazy, but there was no such thing as a witch. * — J.S. Green

I think I was around 15 when my Dad was 40 and thought, "Man he's old. There's no way I'll be skating at that age." — Christian Hosoi

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. — Rita Rudner

years old and widowed. No children. He'd sold his insurance business — Janet Evanovich

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

In fact he was rather boring on the subject, but I kept quiet and took comfort in that old saying about fallen apples and their distance from trees. — David Nicholls

You're too old for this type of living,' he told — Wilbur Smith

Chiquita was dancing with a brother who was so old I'd bet he used to baby-sit God. — Eric Jerome Dickey

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. — Billy Crystal

But Harry wondered if he might be getting too old for the dispiriting adventure that seemed to inevitably accompany the need for human contact. — Hanif Kureishi

I've always despised old people. I got angry at my father when he began to show signs of age. — William Steig

Imagine what a harmonious world it could be if every single person, both young and old shared a little of what he is good at doing. — Quincy Jones

Recall the old story of the rather refined young man who preferred sex dreams to visiting brothels because he met a much nicer type of girl that way. — Vivian Mercier

Each genre and part of the Old Testament looks toward Christ and informs us about who he is in some way that the others do not. — Timothy Keller

He's my cat! He's not God's cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine! — Stephen King

The old curator of ceramics lay near the door, looking indignant, as if death was a silly modern fad that he rather disapproved of. — Philip Reeve

Which God is the forgiving one, exactly? Old Testament, where He got His rocks off by smiting? Or New Testament, once Our Heavenly Father got Prozac? — Thomm Quackenbush

In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan. Of course, he would be only 12 years old. — Jerry Sloan

I think it was so splendid in Father to go as a chaplain when he was too old to be drafted, and not strong enough for a soldier, said Meg warmly. — Louisa May Alcott

Problem with an old friend who is too busy:
he always perceives you as if never changed. — Toba Beta

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. — Gracie Allen

He was too old to be working, too young to be dead and too broke to do anything else. Life's a bitch, sometimes... — Chris Culver

My father and I, we can't soothe each other. I'm too young, he's too old, and we don't know how to talk anymore if we ever did — Karen Hesse

You look amazing."
"Thank you. You look pretty good." Understatement.
"Oh this old thing? Shucks," he said.
"Dork."
"Goddess. — Chelsea M. Cameron

He was thiryt-one now, not too old, but old enough to be lonely. — Nicholas Sparks

Boys can see adventure in a dirty old duck puddle, and if the Scoutmaster is a boys' man he can see it, too. — Baden Powell De Aquino

I don't believe the writer should know too much where he's going. If he does, he runs into old man blueprint-old man propaganda. — James Thurber

You are getting too old for this." "A man is as old as he feels, woman!" "And how old do you feel?" "About ninety. — David Gemmell

If the Old and New Testament teach us anything, they teach us that nothing is too difficult for God. What he originates, he orchestrates. — Andy Stanley

A young fellow ought to be wiser than he should seem to be; and an old fellow ought to seem wise whether he really be so or not. — Lord Chesterfield

Poor old G.K.C.! It's too bad he didn't live to see the change. What paradoxes he would have dreamed up! — Poul Anderson

He might be too old for it, but I think I can bully him into literacy. — Alejandra Diaz Mattoni

I do think my old fella wasn't much of a ... I don't remember him ever being a 'dad' dad. He was too busy working. It was a hard life, man. — Noel Gallagher

My old partner was there. He got off too. Then he went back later. When it hit Venus. — James S.A. Corey

When you're too old to get it up, I'll still love you. He — Pam Godwin

You are old and grey," she teased.
"And you're never too immortal for a spanking," he shot back ... — Dianna Hardy

He doesn't appear much, does he - one frightened old fat man too weak to support his own flesh without the help of suspensors." It — Frank Herbert

A teacher sent the following note home with a six-year-old boy 'He is too stupid to learn.' That boy was Thomas A. Edison. — Thomas A. Edison

He that steals the old man's supper does him no wrong. — Benjamin Franklin

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard. — Michael Gambon

I think about my grandfather who's 89 years old, and the last thing he needs is more money out of his pocket. — Tim Scott

If the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit. — Hayes McClerkin

He who thinks new favours will cause great personages to forget old injuries deceives himself. — Niccolo Machiavelli

Jesus does not love any child (young or old) because the child is good. Jesus loves his children because he is good. — Bryan Chapell

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light! — Red Buttons

A man must always study, but he must not always go to school: what a contemptible thing is an old abecedarian! — Michel De Montaigne

He was a throwback to a lady's old romantic notion of how a man should act. [Giovanni Tempesta] — Vincent B. "Chip" LoCoco

Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic." — A.A. Milne

Two years older than me, but he's [Dust] one of those guys who you known is an old soul the moment you meet him. — Katie McGarry

Wright died in his room at home at 7 Hawthorn Street at 3:15 in the morning, Thursday, May 30, 1912. He was forty-five years old. — David McCullough

I am not much for philosophy, but that old Descartes, he got me thinking. And therefore being. Anyone? Anyone? Cogito ergo sum jokes? No? Okay. — John Green

When Laurence was old enough to do what he liked, he would be old enough to understand he couldn't do what he liked. The — Charlie Jane Anders

A man that is young in years may be old in hours if he have lost no time. — Francis Bacon

With a tale, forsooth, he cometh unto you; with a tale which holdeth children from play, and old men from the chimney corner. — Philip Sidney

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

There isn't any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more. — Roseanne Barr

A guy may wear a suit and have a high-paying job and appear very mature, but essentially, he's a 14-year-old boy. — Rainn Wilson

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'd assumed he'd be old and burly with a side order of crotchety. — Rachel Hawkins

They wiped his paws on a good bath towel whenever he came in with wet feet, because they had not been married long enough to have an old bath towel, — Beverly Cleary

In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. — Robert Breault

He sent Zuckerberg a letter proposing Viacom would pay $1.5 billion to buy the two-year-old company. — David Kirkpatrick

A horse loves freedom, and the weariest old work horse will roll on the ground or break into a lumbering gallop when he is turned loose into the open. — Gerald Raftery

God, he was probably too young to be this old, but life had a way of being about experience, rather than calendar days. — J.R. Ward

An old guy was asked if he had ever googled himself. Probably not computer literate, he answered: "Of course, we all did, but we didn't call it that. — Mike Bove

Chris Martin's a good friend of mine. I'm actually Apple's godfather. He's an old friend and we've been mates for quite a few years now. — Simon Pegg

My God,' he gasped, 'you're fun to kiss. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I feel like I'm finally whole. I'm five thousand years old," he rasped. "But the day you found me in the woods, that's when my life started. — Larissa Ione

He was six years old this time, and ancient. — Red Tash

If a man wishes to truly not be written about, he would do well not to write letters to 18-year-old girls, inviting them into his life. — Joyce Maynard

Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend."
"And I to see you dead. — Seth Grahame-Smith

Jesus sleeps on the cross by the church door. When he wakes up, he'll be old. The air in the village will be brighter than his naked skin. — Herta Muller

This is why I should have had a son of my own, thought Ender. To lean on me when he was small, and then for me to lean on when I'm old. — Orson Scott Card

He's an Old Testament guy. He believes in punishment, a God of vengeance and hatred. He's a hater himself. — Phil Harvey

He spoke with a raven's voice, old and wise and far above the cruelty of the human race. — Alice Hoffman