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Just 'cause you're following a well-marked trail don't mean
that whoever made it knew where
they were goin'. — Texas Bix Bender
I didn't want any degrees if all the ill-read literates and radio announcers and pedagogical dummies I knew had them by the peck.
— J.D. Salinger
The winter will be long and bleak. Nature has a dismal aspect.
— Charles Nodier
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.
— David Sedaris
People want Inaros to be a hero, and so what he does, they interpret as heroism." "Even
— James S.A. Corey
I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
— Steven Wright
Scripture carries God's authority, the highest authority, because Scripture is God's very own Word.
— Anonymous
Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie
— Barney Kessel
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
— Saint Augustine
The good photograph is not the object, the consequences of the photograph are the objects.
— Dorothea Lange
Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me.
— Stacey Marie Brown
When you wish # good for others, good things come back to you.
— Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
When the world stops, time stops.
— Frederick Lenz
Ignoring! Yes, I am ignoring the Sunday church fan my vagina broke out in order to fan the flames. I hate that he does this to me.
— Sasha Marshall
Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.
— Phyllis Diller
I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.
— Eugene Ormandy
With him gone, I had to re-establish who I was to me.
— Truth Devour