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Just 'cause you're following a
well-marked trail don't mean
that whoever made it knew where
they were goin'. — Texas Bix Bender

I thought LeBron James was just going to be another addition to help me score — Ricky Davis

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. — Richard Lewis

I didn't want any degrees if all the ill-read literates and radio announcers and pedagogical dummies I knew had them by the peck. — J.D. Salinger

So grateful for those who truly love me ... they hear everything I don't say. — Steve Maraboli

The winter will be long and bleak. Nature has a dismal aspect. — Charles Nodier

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally. — David Sedaris

People want Inaros to be a hero, and so what he does, they interpret as heroism." "Even — James S.A. Corey

I asked a shop owner if he could help me out. He said: "What way did you come in?" — Frank Carson

I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life. — Laurie Halse Anderson

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. — Steven Wright

Scripture carries God's authority, the highest authority, because Scripture is God's very own Word. — Anonymous

Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie — Barney Kessel

I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. — LeBron James

If you look at my body of work, my characters drastically vary, and so I typically don't play the same role. It makes me feel reborn with each role. — Toni Trucks

If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me. — Bobcat Goldthwait

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine

The good photograph is not the object, the consequences of the photograph are the objects. — Dorothea Lange

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

When you wish # good for others, good things come back to you. — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

When the world stops, time stops. — Frederick Lenz

Ignoring! Yes, I am ignoring the Sunday church fan my vagina broke out in order to fan the flames. I hate that he does this to me. — Sasha Marshall

Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice. — Phyllis Diller

It's so funny you judge me arrogant after I succeeded.
You didn't help me at all when I was so poor and needy. — Toba Beta

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody. — Eugene Ormandy

With him gone, I had to re-establish who I was to me. — Truth Devour