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Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when I was 19. It showed me that a book can be funny as hell and deadly serious.
— Kevin Barry
She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.
— Celia Rivenbark
The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens
— Jana Oliver
If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years.
— Tom Smothers
drive like hell was chasing you.
— Cassandra Clare
This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.-Ty Henderson — Madeleine Urban
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober.
— Stephanie McAfee
It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.
— Andy Rooney
Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.
— John Kricfalusi
Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.
— Jackie Kessler
If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.
— David Cook
Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of admiration, She can tell you to go to hell in a way that will send you running of to pack your bags.
— Mercedes Lackey
Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?'
— Jens Voigt
What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name
— Cassandra Clare
Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.
— Kevin James Breaux
You are a very threatening princess.""Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara. — Alyssa Rose Ivy
Who the hell calls at two in the morning?""Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says.
"Very funny, — Lauren Oliver
I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers couldhave turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer — James Patterson
His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy.
— C.C. Hunter
How the hell do you wake up dead?
— Kevin Hart
Where the hell is Australia anyway?
— Britney Spears
If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich ... not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.
— Simone Elkeles
Someone asked them to be quiet, so it's just a matter of a time before all hell breaks loose.
— Brian Andreas
What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet...
— Lucian Bane
I'm simpley one hell of a butler.
— Sebastian Michealis
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.
— Karl Pilkington
Oh, you're an expert in crazy people now?""A month with you and I feel I have a master's degree in the subject. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another." Jane Fairfax — Michael Thomas Ford
Can you put your hands on my crotch?""Why, hell no, I cannot." I didn't remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice. — Jennifer Echols
It's funny what kind of hell you can get used to.
— William Lashner
What do you mean, "Not to worry, she's home safe with Skiboy"?What the hell is a "Skiboy"? — Meg Cabot
We must have taken a wrong turn turning somewhere.""Where, Purgatory?" said Dozy. "We're in Hell. — John Connolly
You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell.
— Jeni Decker
Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash.
— Kenny Everett
What the hell was I thinking? that wasn't funny. It was supposed to be funny, but it's after midnight, and I'm never funny after midnight
— Colleen Hoover
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira'sunderwear. — Dana Marie Bell
A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped her ankle. "Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell.
— Hanna Lui
People in hell want snowcones.
— Nora Roberts
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!
— Robin Williams
I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
— Laurell K. Hamilton
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson
What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?
— Jim Butcher
What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun?
— Suzanne Brockmann
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
— Mark Twain
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
— Caskie Stinnett
You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.
— Heather Hildenbrand
Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Let come the forces of night! We will stand!""We will get the hell out of here is what we will do," I muttered. — Jim Butcher
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
— Bob Monkhouse
It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell.
— George Herbert
Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit
— Shay Rucker
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
— Regina Griffin
Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile dysfunction?" He glared down at her. "Has he considered taking your TV away?
— Dana Marie Bell
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
— Paul Lynde
I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.
— William Faulkner
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I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do you know with whom?' 'One of those psychic hotlines?' Dad gritted his teeth. 'If only ... — Rachel Hawkins
What the hell am I doing ... ? Escape holding myself as a hostage ... ? I won't be able to make it like that ...
— Tsugumi Ohba
The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth.
— Rebecca McNutt
Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit.
— Cyn Balog
We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
